'Tangled' Teaser Reveals How Disney Will Next Make Billions on Princess Merchandise
Making classic fairy tales more accessible than readin' has always been Disney's bread and butter. Their latest attempt to go back to basics is Tangled, an adaptation of Rapunzel that gives the long-haired princess seemingly sentient tresses and her rescuer strangely detailed sideburns. Princessez!!!! Here's the newest trailer:
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Disney's done it again! By which I mean spiced up an old fairy tale with a bunch of action-adventure sequences, cute jokes, and emoting animals that make great Happy Meal toys. You might even like it the first couple times your kid makes you watch it.... / Continue →
Trichophiliacs rejoice! DisneyPixar.fr has posted a new look at Disney's Rapunzel, showing Mandy Moore as the freakishly long-haired princess with a tied up goateed douche voiced by Chuck.
And, yeah, as you probably noticed, the French basically spell "Rapunzel" as "rape once.... / Continue →
Having successfully remade Doc Hollywood, replacing Michael J. Fox and everyone else with cars, in 2006, Disney-Pixar will at last release an awaited(?) second chapter in the Cars saga next summer with the aptly-titled Cars 2. To get us revving our engines about the film early ... / Continue →
