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'Splice' Internet Trailer Confirms My Fears of Breeding Bald, Feral, Mutant Girls with Spike Tails

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In short, never breed a bald, feral, mutant girl with a spike tail. Just asking for trouble.

Evidence:

  • April 2, 2010
    In Vincenzo Natali's Splice, Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley have created a MONSTER! Or just a human-animal hybrid that might not be that bad looking if we could get a little hair on her--maybe kind of an Angelina Jolie-in-Hackers thing. Depends on your definition of monster and ... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2007
    Hollywood Reporter divulged that Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley will play gene-splicing scientists in Splice, a sci-fi thriller by the director of Cube. More importantly, AICN got shots of the freakish results of their splicing. Man oh man, they are gross. Who would have thought... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2012
    While recent allegations to A&E's Storage Wars have called into the question that show's hallowed narrative, they've meanwhile established storage lockers as a fertile ground for fiction too to thrive and grow behind a shuttered door and a Masterlock. As such, now there's Stora... / Continue →
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