The only thing more dangerous than a well-trained CIA agent... is a RETIRED CIA agent! [Slide whistle!] Ut oh, Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Helen Mirren, and John Malkovich, stop shooting guns despite your age! It's CRAZY! Also, why didn't anyone tell Jack Nicholson he was clearly supposed to be in this?
Once again retired and ever too old for this shit, Bruce Willis nonetheless gets called back into the action of shooting guns in Red 2, as well as in every other Bruce Willis movie coming out this year. John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Helen Mirren, and Brian Cox also return... / Continue →
As announced by the above poster and the below video of a disinterested Bruce Willis muttering a quiet "yippee ki-yay" to just the airport in general, John McClane is back, and he's going to Moscow! And this time, his kids are getting on the action: his son is shooting dudes, t... / Continue →
Yeah, so, it's another one of those: a trailer for a trailer, this time for Brick director Rian Johnson's sci-fi actioner, Looper. But in this case, there may actually be some utility to having a preview of a preview, as stupid as it sounds to even say that. Introduced by Johns... / Continue →