More Promos to Make You Wish it Were September in HBO World

June 15, 2010 Comments

Christmas has come early! And, once again, Santa has only brought you some brief commercials for premium cable shows. Stoned Ted Danson and voice-over Kenny Fucking Powers await you under the cut in promos for Bored to Death and Eastbound & Down. You should watch these shows.

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