Harry Potter Joins 'All Quiet on the Western Front'
Continuing to forcefully shrug off the heavy burden of the Harry Potter series (which, as you can see, makes that manifested burden so sad), Harry Potter will follow up his 2011 run of Broadway's How to Succeed Without Really Trying with the lead role in a new adaptation of All Quiet on the Western Front. The 1930 adaptation of the Erich Maria Remarque novel famously won Best Director and Best Picture Oscars, and Wikipedia tells me there was also apparently a 1979 made-for-CBS version starring John-Boy Walton of Stephen King's It and Ernest Borgnine that somehow also managed to take home an Emmy and a Golden Globe, so this sounds like the perfect forum for Harry Potter to remind everyone he's a dead serious, penis-exposing actor, not just Harry Potter.
You'll next see Harry Potter in two more Harry Potter films.
Radcliffe to star in 'All Quiet on the Western Front' [Variety]