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First Look at 'The Tourist', Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp Slightly Smiling Together

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To the delight of tabloids desperate to speculate that the two are fucking, here's the first shot of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, a long-troubled production that went through several cast changes before ending up with your fake-bisexual girlfriend's favorite duo in Italy. The Sun summarizes the film thusly:

Johnny plays Frank, an American tourist visiting Italy after experiencing heartache in his personal life.

While taking in the sights of Venice, he meets Elise (Angelina) who deliberately crosses his path.

Frank falls for her charms and the pair are soon caught in a whirlwind of intrigue and danger.

I've never heard a movie description sound so much like a movie description.

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