To the delight of tabloids desperate to speculate that the two are fucking, here's the first shot of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, a long-troubled production that went through several cast changes before ending up with your fake-bisexual girlfriend's favorite duo in Italy. The Sun summarizes the film thusly:
Johnny plays Frank, an American tourist visiting Italy after experiencing heartache in his personal life.
While taking in the sights of Venice, he meets Elise (Angelina) who deliberately crosses his path.
Frank falls for her charms and the pair are soon caught in a whirlwind of intrigue and danger.
I've never heard a movie description sound so much like a movie description.
Boasting the cast you were so in love with back when you were a cigarette-smoking 14-year-old girl, The Tourist sees Angelina Jolie as some sort of criminal/secret agent/action babe/somethingorother and Johnny Depp as the innocent title character used by her to confuse Paul Bet... / Continue →
Cashing in on the recent popularity of kitchen staple-based films, here are the first shots from Salt, which Columbia Pictures describes as such:
Angelina Jolie stars as Evelyn Salt, a CIA officer who swore an oath to duty, honor, and country. When she is accused by a defector... / Continue →
Empire has the first look at Johnny Depp and Christian Bale as John Dillinger and lawman Melvin Purvis in Michael Mann's Public Enemies. Based on the images, here's my idea for the trailer narration:
One is a criminal gang leader; the other, an FBI agent. In their apartment th... / Continue →