The rivalry between Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro reaches new levels of desperation in Little Fockers: The One Dustin Hoffman Was Apparently Above Doing. This time there are children around--to be sprayed by the blood that squirts out of Ben Stiller's severed finger, which is something that happens in the trailer. Also something that happens: Stiller has to stab a needle into Robert De Niro's penis to end his prescription drug-induced, over-four-hour erection--surely a metaphor for the cinematic priapism of a series that's been engorged with gross-out antagonism for so long it's no longer able to produce any pleasure whatsoever. Or maybe it's just boners are the next funniest thing after cat milking.
A new Little Fockers trailer is here, stuffed with all the forced utterances of "Focker," spurting bodily fluids, man-on-De Niro sexual contact, and "Look, we got Dustin Hoffman to do some pick-ups for a Christmas epilogue!" shots you knew it would have. I'm sorry.... / Continue →
With the domestic trailer already spilling the beans on the "Ben Stiller spurts blood on his family" joke and the "Ben Stiller stabs Robert De Niro's erection with a needle" joke (aka, "probable semen joke"), the final piece of the Focker Biohazard Comedy Trinity has at last be... / Continue →
You'd think that after meeting your wife's parents and then introducing them to your parents, most of your family-related comic mishaps would be over. Not the case (if you're Ben Stiller)! If you're Ben Stiller, and your father-in-law is Robert De Niro, you'll never escape from... / Continue →