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May 21, 2010 / holy rollers, macgruber, releases, shrek forever after, solitary man

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Don't bring your loud baby to any of these. I hate it when you bring your loud baby.

MacGruber
Director: Jorma Taccone
Starring: Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Val Kilmer
Good if you want to see: a parody of MacGyver acting insane for a couple hours.

Shrek Forever After
Director: Mike Mitchell
Starring: Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas
Good if you want to stare directly into the dark pupils of an eternity of Shrek, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, forever after, amen: yes.

Solitary Man (limited)
Director: Brian Koppelman, David Levien
Starring: Michael Douglas, Susan Sarandon, Jesse Eisenberg, Jenna Fischer
Good if you want to see: Michael Douglas the lecherous, disreputable car dealer.

Holy Rollers (limited)
Director: Kevin Asch
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Justin Bartha
Good if you want to see: a story of Jewish Orthodox ecstasy smuggling, which doesn't involve any neon-dyed payot like you'd think it would.

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