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The 'Dogtown and Z-Boys' of Jumping into a Pool and Catching a Ball: 'Pooljumpers' Trailer

If it weren't for these pioneers, I'd probably still be delicately lowering myself into pools, fearful of the moment the chilly waters would finally submerge my genitals.

The only issue I take with this trailer is that I'll now forever be waiting for the day Peter Travers really does deem a film "a reverse Jaws."

(Thanks, Mike)

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