Not the one with Tiffany, Greg Brady, and a piranha so large and agile it bites a helicopter out of the air. This is Piranha 3-D, the one with Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Richard Dreyfuss (reprising his role as...

Here it is. Steve Kroft unfortunately never says "Masturbating Bear," but it's still worth watching as a counterpoint to Jay Leno whining to Oprah....

Has John Rambo snapped his last guerrilla neck? Most likely, Sylvester Stallone tells Empire: I think Rambo’s pretty well done. I don’t think there’ll be any more. I’m about 99% sure. I was going to do it. I said...

From ComingSoon, here's a look at Hank Azaria in-costume as Gargamel during production of The Smurfs on the streets of Manhattan. Oh god, that means the Smurfs movie involves the characters having fish-out-of-water experiences in Manhattan. Oof. Can everyone...

Your weekend top five: 1. A Nightmare on Elm Street - $32.2 million. I can't understand people wanting to see something where you can be killed in your dreams. If you don't have refuge there, where can you hide...

The teaser trailer for Buried is here, people. Don't watch it if you have a phobia of being buried alive. And I guess also don't watch it if you have a phobia about Ryan Reynolds being buried alive. Oh,...

The next chapter of the Bat Man franchise has an official release date: July 20, 2012. Bring your mother there....

It seems we'll have to rely solely on Dinner for Schmucks for Steve Carell-acting-retarded entertainment. Adam McKay's Twitter machine has delivered some sad news about the the once-100% sure-thing Anchorman 2: So bummed. Paramount basically passed on Anchorman 2....