Here are the films your projectionist friend pathetically bragged about getting to watch early this week:
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Director: Mike Newell
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley
Good if you want to see: Jake Gyllenhaal use his abs to do some multimillion dollar cosplay.
Sex and the City 2
Director: Michael Patrick King
Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristen Davis, Cynthia Nixon
Good if you want to see: the girls goin' to Abu Dhabi! Wooooooooo!!! And me an' my girls are gettin' dressed up, drinkin' some Cosmos, and goin' opening night! Woo! Shopping!
Survival of the Dead (limited)
Director: George Romero
Starring: Alan Van Sprang, Kathleen Munroe, Keneth Welsh
Good if you want to see: Christ, Romero made another "[Blank] of the Dead" movie? Well, what do y'know?
Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Starring: Dany Boon, Andre Dussollier, Dominique Pinon, Yolande Moreau
Good if you want to see: the director of Amelie and City of Lost Children take a stylized look at some of France's strangest-looking ragtag weirdoes, as usual.