In Case You Missed Conan's '60 Minutes' Interview

May 3, 2010 Comments

Here it is. Steve Kroft unfortunately never says "Masturbating Bear," but it's still worth watching as a counterpoint to Jay Leno whining to Oprah.

Now, a few minutes with Andy Rooney providing his dim understanding of human desire.

Hear that? Get working on a pill to nullify human desire, doctors. Make me even more empty inside!

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