French 'Karate Kid' Poster Reveals How Jackie Chan Will Squat Ominously Over Will Smith Jr.

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The only thing that could possibly redeem this film is if, in the end, it's revealed Jackie Chan is a traveler who came back in time to teach young Chris Tucker martial arts in preparation for a future battle, and the film ends with the title, "NEXT: Rush Hour 4: Future Wars! Otherwise, I'm still looking at this with the same disgust and hope-for-avoidance as the massive puddles under bar urinals.

'Karate Kid' French Poster [IMPA]

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