THESE MOVIES ARE IN YOUR TOWN!!! (Depending on Your Town)

Better get some tickets! Because you're gonna need them! Because tickets are required to see most films! And these films are coming out this weekend!

The Back-Up Plan
Director: Alan Poul
Starring: Jennifer Lopez (I call her J.Lo), Alex O'Loughlin (I call him O'Lo)
Good if you want to see: Jennifer Lopez being artificially inseminated and also falling in love, and that somehow being a movie.

Losers
Director: Sylvain White
Starring: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Chris Evans, Zoe Saldana, Idris Elba
Good if you want to see: some dudes shoot some guns. Also, Zoe Saldana shoot some guns--and she's a GIRL! So, a little of everything.

Oceans
Director: Jacques Perrin, Jacques Cluzaud
Starring: Oceanlife
Good if you want to see: some motherfuckin' oceans, man.

Best Worst Movie (limited)
Director: Michael Stephenson
Starring: The guys who made Troll 2
Good if you want to see: a documentary about the shameful lot that made Troll 2 the subject of deserved ridicule for generations to come.

The Good, the Bad, the Weird (limited)
Director: Jee-woon Kim
Starring: Woo-Sung Jung, Byung-hun Lee
Good if you want to see: a crazy Korean western, which is obviously something you want to see.

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