'Resident Evil: Afterlife' Might Be in 3-D
April 5, 2010 Comments

Oops, there's another Resident Evil movie. This time, Milla Jovovich must battle a "new dimension of evil," and that dimension is, of course, the third dimension. And you know what that means. Here come sunglasses!
See? 3-D is totally not a gimmick. Those sunglasses needed to fly at you to advance the story. That's the part where the audience is meant to think, "Whoa, shit! Sunglasses!"
(Thanks for the tip, Conrad. I hope you live forever.)
