Apr 5 2010Oh Dear God, a 'Human Centipede' Trailer

the best part was the "100% Medically Accurate" tag at the very end of the trialer

Oh no!! no, no, no this thing gave me nightmares and ruin lesbian porn for me for months.

WHY??????????

I can't unsee this. Again, for the love of god, WHY????? This is just so much of "Nooooo!! That shouldn't be!!!"

Glad to see that Betty White is still working.

Fucking awesome.

Looks truly original... cannot wait.

I assume this movie is based on the real life human centipede?

http://www.quarterhorsecav.org/Centipede2.jpg

oh hell yeah. can't wait.

Your face and your ass...What's the difference?

heh.

...why did I watch that? I knew what it was about and I still watched it... fuck... that is going to be burnt in my mind for the rest of the day :S

The last few frames made me puke in my mouth a little.

i chose not to watch the other trailer, and i won't watch this one.
if you introduce them as vomit-inducing, you might have better luck getting viewers for it in 4chan.

I distinctly remember you posting something about this last summer, and I have been trying to forget about it ever since!! Just when I had pretty much forgotten about it you bring it up again, and now again for the next several months i'll try to not think about what it would be like to be stitched to...ugh...uuggghhhh

It's "tract", not "track." You fail. Please try again.

OH SWEET HEAVEN WHY? THEY GAAVE AWAY TEH END.!

A legitimate question....why is this stuff even made? what's the whole point of this? does a movie like this even serve a purpose?
Let the decline of Western Civilization continue...

P.S.
now that I'm off my soapbox, I LOVE KIDS!!!

First Sequence? damn that means they're making a sequel! WHY?

to answer 2:06: Why, making a human centipede.

So, there looks like there is going to be a whole lot of "rimming" in this film!

As disturbing as it was, I think I want to see it. Does this make me disturbed???

i'm not gonna watch the trailer. seriously. i know it will fuck me up, and i'm gonna totally avoid looking at it....

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That movie looks completely fucking retarded. It's a piss-poor plot shoe-horned into a laughably unappealing and stupid premise. What happened to horror movies that actually had suspense and relatable content? This movie is literal gore porn. Really. It's about a guy who has a morbid fixation on rim jobs. Bam. Movie over.

Also, @ Count Orlock, I don't mean to be a dick, but it looks "truly original"? Really? "Oh, noes! Our tire is flat in a rainstorm on an abandoned road! We'd better get help from that secluded house that will surely contain a madman who wants to harm us!" Yup. Original.

SPOILER ALERT

In case you could a little more than less:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_%28First_Sequence%29

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@9, hahaha, made me splash my coffee all over my monitor :-(

For anyone who wants to see it, the movie it self is already out, and there is a sequal already being made.

#16

Perhaps our civilization has peaked. Obviously, people were bored enough to make it, and people are bored enough to see it.

@ 7 - LMFAO! That's must be it. Yeah! That's frickin funny. The pic, not the movie. That's just sick. The movie makes me wanna horf in my Cheerios, but the pic just makes me wonder how they managed to stay balanced so well. LOL Thanks 7.

I saw this film last autumn at a Finnish horror film festival. It wasn't nearly as disturbed as I was hoping for but still a pretty fun little flick. I must admit, things like "why on earth did I decide to come to see this" did cross my mind when the lights went out in the theater.

But as I said, it really wasn't that bad after all.

it's kinda like an ass to mouth fetish with out the middle man (penis). i like it

Please see GrammarNazi's post. If your job is to write, at least learn the fucking language you loser.

I don't want to be the one in the middle.

saw this at a film festival (leeds) a few months back and i've been haunted by some nasty-ass images ever since
the director/writer even came and gave a talk at the beginning, said the idea came from some joke he and his friends used to make all the time. weird guy.

good movie though!

I'm really hard to gross out, but man my stomach is flip flopping something wicked right now... and I kind of want to yak a little... especially the last couple of scenes.... the dude in front REALLY lucked out on this one.

Yep, still looking forward to this.

why won't it leave my head? i don't want anyone to poop in my mouth. wah hah ahah ah ah wah uh uh. i don wan anyone ta poop in ma mouth.

...i wish i hadn't see that. i feel sick.

Oh dear..
there goes my lunch, all over my desk.

This doesn't look fucked up at all, it just looks really bad. The acting is horrendous and not in a funny B-grade way

the first sequence?! theres gonna be another one of these whacky films! my goodness people are sick in the head

So you're an up and coming actress, starving for new work. You go to a meeting with your agent and he tosses you a script at you titled 'Human Centipede'. "It's Hostile meets a.... a centipede... eh? EH?"

FIRED!

Also, you know that white board drawing/projection he's standing in front of depicts the characters looking so unhappy. Why would you do that? At least put a smiley face on the first guy and happy eyes on the second and thrid.... Its all about marketability man... geesh... I could SELL the Human Centepede... This mad scientist sucks.

omg really? I just threw up. Literally had to run to the bathroom. This is awful... remind me to stay off of IWS for a few months until this blows over and there's never a hint of it ever coming back. Talk about objectionable material.

I thought this was going to be a joke! THERE SHOULD BE A WARNING SIGN!!

Btw someone should make a centipede movie like the old game

Worse video here shows them actually connected:

http://www.fearnet.com/news/b16781_human_centipede_first_sequence_clip.html

Bad acting. I don't think so! That was Dieter Laser AKA Mantrid from Lexx

Holy Jesus. I don't think I can ever forget this.

The trailer terrified me, but number fives comment made it all better.

48 comments, that's got to be a record

Well the trailer is awesome!It seems like a bit of a throwback to Vincent price-era mad scientist movies and I like to watch such movies with the violent sensibilities of a modern horror film.

I would feel no guilt at bombing every theater playing this movie.

@3 yeah why? @27 you are funny!

Looks completely retarded, but there's Dieter Laser - that alone makes it worth a try...:-]

For me, the most disturbing part is how high quality it looks. Seriously...

I am a two-time Iraq vet and one-time Afghanistan vet and I will admit that I am too scared to watch this trailer.

WHY??? WHY??????? WHYYYYYYY????????????

i cant stop laughing the ending its like a porno if you like tossing salad i dont but i just cant stop laughing!

Oh god. That's was hilariously bad. I couldn't stop laughing. This actually bothers people?

He's doing it wrong. You never go Ass to Mouth.

*cough* horror satire *cough* not intended to be serious or original you whiny babies.

This is worse than SAW

What is in the picture on the bedside table @ 1:48?? It looks like 2 dogs joined in the same method as he does to the 3 people?!!!!

Why? I mean, really, why?

WOW, IWS - you wrote a very eloquent, even philisophical post...

See? Perhaps this movie does serve a purpose? Or at least, perhap's it's not all bad.

OK.... who am I kidding this is the most F'd up thing in history. Like, actually... is there another movie that can even compare to this??? I don't think Saw can compare.

Now THAT must have been awkward to film XD
Must see.

DO WANT.

"Our car breaks down so we go to a stranger who we assume will help but really he's gonna fuck us up."

The acting looks awful, and this trailer makes me assume it's just going to jump straight into the plot, because the rising action, (summarized in the aforementioned statement above) like 99% of horror films, is very fucking predictable.

But a human goddamn motherfuckin' centipede. I will view. And enjoy. And probably fap.

thats horrible and i think i'll just stick to Saw thankyou very much

This is yet another pile of nihilist garbage masquerading as "art." This "film" does nothing more than paint xeonophobia and stereotypes in broad brush strokes across a canvas of misanthropic hopelessness. It presents nothing new, and seeks not to challenge the audience to become better people, but instead works its way into the caveman psyche through the tired instruments of fear and cliche. Save yourself the money and time, and go outside and enjoy the fresh air. If you want to see real horror, take a look at what's actually happening around the world.

@67

You cause the rain, faggot.

@67

My bad.
Was meant for:

@68

I've seen the full film myself.
Once you get over the whole concept, it really isn't that bad.
It's not really graphic; just a tiny bit of blood in the pre-op scenes.

I wouldn't suggest buying this movie because of the terrible acting from the two girls (which thankfully distracts from the plot)

I don't understand why Tom Six came up with the idea because like everyone else, I felt ill during the trailer and couldn't understand wtf was going through his mind.

Won't be watching the sequel