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New 'A-Team' Trailer: More Evidence Men Trained to Fight Generally Should Not Act

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If I had to say what looked most wrong about the A-Team remake, and I can't just say "that it's an A-Team remake," I'd probably go with Mr. T being replaced by an MMA fighter who makes it pretty apparent that acting comes second to strangling dudes with his thighs.

The one scene in this new trailer where I believe him is when Bradley Cooper is shouting at him to get on the plane, but I think it's only because he's forgotten what's going on in the scene and is genuinely hurt and confused that everyone is so angry:

I'm still on the fence over whether the firing from a mid-air tank scene will be the best or stupidest part. Probably both.

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