No one does fantasy fulfillment like Bow Wow (né Lil'). Remember how he let us imagine what it would be like to be "like Mike" in Like Mike? What a ride! I've never before or after had a better sense of the mixed blessing of finding magical shoes in a Salvation Army that grant one the skills of Michael "Mike" Jordan. A true "slam dunk" (basketball reference).
Well, he's done it again. In Lottery Ticket, B.W. finally gets to tackling the bittersweet victory of winning a national lottery. Sure, it seems great at first, but what if having the winning ticket means Chris from The Wire is going to murder you for it? And what if it also means a non-autotuned T-Pain works at your local deli? And Bill Bellamy is there. Hardly worth the millions now, is it?
Here's the trailer:
And that's why I instead play hundreds of scratch-offs a week.
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