'Jonah Hex' Trailer Trailer

This Thursday, the first official look at the upcoming adaptation of Jonah Hex debuts as a "SyFy Premiere Imagination Trailer," which is what the SyFy channel is calling a standard film trailer for unknown reasons. But since I know you can't wait--because who can wait for a SyFy Premiere Imagination Trailer?--here's a brief preview of that trailer, thanks to Megan-Fox.com, the world's premier site for news items pertinent to Megan Fox.

Yes, it has Gatling guns.

1. John Malkovich is playing Cowboy Richard Dreyfuss?

2. Do you think I could get one of those little crossbows at Cabela's?

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