Have Some 'Iron Man 2' Television Spots

April 6, 2010 Comments

Preview some new scenes from a superhero film while basking in the glory of the Television Age with these two new TV spots for Iron Man 2. It's like experiencing a Criminal Minds commercial break on your computer screen!

Your day cannot truly begin nor end before you've seen Mickey Rourke grinning through one of those "bling grills" you get from a 75-cent machine.

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