Happy days! The King of Queens will soon once again share the screen with a disproportionately attractive female lead in a new film for Columbia! Paul Blart has signed on to star in Here Comes the Boom, an action...

The waiting is over: from Yahoo, here's the first look at Chris Hemsworth in the title role of Marvel's big screen adaptation of Thor. He, um, basically looks like Thor. Not much more you can say than that. Unless...

It's called The Sentimental Engine Slayer, and if this trailer is any indication, it consists of loud noises, flashes of images, a man kissing a bloody corpse--basically anything that would make your grandma immediately change the channel. But in...

Brendan Fraser. Animals doing wacky things. One fucking day, man! We're almost there. Also, some other movies come out tomorrow that aren't Furry Vengeance: Furry Vengeance Director: Roger Kumble Starring: Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields Good if you want to...

In news that will have M. Night Shyamalan saying, "Hey, guys, didn't I try to do that a few times?", J.J. Abrams is reportedly planning to direct a new film being sold as a nod to as Spielberg's '75-'82...

Enough explosions and Megan Fox exploitation you might be tempted to think this is a Michael Bay film. Don't be fooled. Michael Bay explosions and Megan Fox exploitation are more like "K'BOOOOOOSH!!! Oh, hello, Megan Fox's ass." These are...

Was Taken not enough of an exploration of the badass-former-operative-father-saving-his-kidnapped-daughter genre? I'm afraid not. 20th Century Fox has decided they need to remake the 1985 classic Commando. The original starred Arnold Schwarzenegger as a former commando who fucks all...

Watch out, Seabiscuit, Hot to Trot, and that movie about a racing zebra, there's a new movie about a horse athlete vying for the title of "First or Second Movie You Think of That's About Horse Racing." For it:...