'Buried' Teaser: Ut Oh, Someone Buried Scarlett Johansson's Husband!

April 30, 2010 Comments

The teaser trailer for Buried is here, people. Don't watch it if you have a phobia of being buried alive. And I guess also don't watch it if you have a phobia about Ryan Reynolds being buried alive. Oh, god, where is he right now? Has anyone seen him recently? What if he's buried alive!?

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