April 25, 2010 - May 1, 2010 Archives
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The teaser trailer for Buried is here, people. Don't watch it if you have a phobia of being buried alive. And I guess also don't watch it if you have a phobia about Ryan Reynolds being buried alive. Oh, god, where is he right now? Has anyone seen him recently? What if he's buri... / Continue →
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The next chapter of the Bat Man franchise has an official release date: July 20, 2012. Bring your mother there.... / Continue →
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It seems we'll have to rely solely on Dinner for Schmucks for Steve Carell-acting-retarded entertainment. Adam McKay's Twitter machine has delivered some sad news about the the once-100% sure-thing Anchorman 2: So bummed. Paramount basically passed on Anchorman 2. Even after w... / Continue →
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There's a new Sex and the City movie coming out, so here are the stars of that film being consumed by the storm clouds of Iron Man posters, Steven Tyler's mic stand, and undeserved looks of self-satisfaction. Curiously absent from the poster: their mothers. I mean, if they lik... / Continue →
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Need some new Thanksgiving Dinner arguments to try to convince your 3D loving family to stop voting 3D (apparently they forgot the last 8 years of 3D)? Look no further. Roger Ebert has provided Newsweek with a handy outline of nine reasons you should hate the resurgence of this... / Continue →
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I don't understand this woman. How can she can criticize Avatar for three minutes and not even touch on the dialogue? Still, I really hope "bring your mother there" catches on. (via)... / Continue →
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Happy days! The King of Queens will soon once again share the screen with a disproportionately attractive female lead in a new film for Columbia! Paul Blart has signed on to star in Here Comes the Boom, an action comedy he will also produce alongside Adam Sandler, who's always... / Continue →
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The waiting is over: from Yahoo, here's the first look at Chris Hemsworth in the title role of Marvel's big screen adaptation of Thor. He, um, basically looks like Thor. Not much more you can say than that. Unless you want to say how beautifully his hair flows. God, would you l... / Continue →
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It's called The Sentimental Engine Slayer, and if this trailer is any indication, it consists of loud noises, flashes of images, a man kissing a bloody corpse--basically anything that would make your grandma immediately change the channel. But in case you're a fan of Omar Rodrí... / Continue →
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Brendan Fraser. Animals doing wacky things. One fucking day, man! We're almost there. Also, some other movies come out tomorrow that aren't Furry Vengeance: Furry Vengeance Director: Roger Kumble Starring: Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields Good if you want to see: animals drivin... / Continue →
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In news that will have M. Night Shyamalan saying, "Hey, guys, didn't I try to do that a few times?", J.J. Abrams is reportedly planning to direct a new film being sold as a nod to as Spielberg's '75-'82 catalog of everyday-people-in-a-fantastic-situation hits: Vulture has lear... / Continue →
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Enough explosions and Megan Fox exploitation you might be tempted to think this is a Michael Bay film. Don't be fooled. Michael Bay explosions and Megan Fox exploitation are more like "K'BOOOOOOSH!!! Oh, hello, Megan Fox's ass." These are more "BA-DOOOOOOOM!!! God, Megan Fox is... / Continue →
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Was Taken not enough of an exploration of the badass-former-operative-father-saving-his-kidnapped-daughter genre? I'm afraid not. 20th Century Fox has decided they need to remake the 1985 classic Commando. The original starred Arnold Schwarzenegger as a former commando who fuck... / Continue →
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Watch out, Seabiscuit, Hot to Trot, and that movie about a racing zebra, there's a new movie about a horse athlete vying for the title of "First or Second Movie You Think of That's About Horse Racing." For it: this one has one of our best looking middle-aged ladies (Diane Lane)... / Continue →
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I bet Jamie Kennedy is really hoping one of the decade's "new rules" is that the Jamie Kennedy character gets to come back. A man can only live in the shadow of Ghost Whisperer for so long. New 'Scream 4' Poster [EW]... / Continue →
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We've got movies based on Stretch Armstrong, Battleship, and Ouija Boards coming out; might as well make a Magic 8-Ball movie, right? According to Vulture, that impeccable logic has led Paramount and Mattel to hire writers Jon Gunn and John Mann to throw together a script abou... / Continue →
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Sorry, Grandmas, this new Toy Story 3 trailer is INTERNET-ONLY. Not for you! Actually, your grandma does have "the net" now, and she loves it when you "net mail" her "pics." But anyway, here's the trailer:... / Continue →
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A 3D film that was never meant to be 3D and a film so aggressively intended to be 3D it literally fucking shoved books at you are both getting sequels you'll never want to see. Deadline reports Warner Bros. and Legendary Pictures are pretty jazzed that Clash of the Titans has ... / Continue →
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Ghostbusters 3 has entered the realm of Minotaur, the hook-hand guy outside your campsite, and Minotaur Jr.: MYTH! Or maybe not. Cinemablend asked Murray about if the film is happening, and he replied in his typically-cryptic, largely-negative way, but maybe it's still happeni... / Continue →
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If you've looked around Internet today, you've probably seen people buzzing (not Buzzing; no one uses Buzz) about the leaked SECRET ENDING of Iron Man 2. It's so secret that you have to sit through the credits, likely tolerating a terrible heavy metal song, just to see it! So i... / Continue →
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Ken Burns must be punching himself for not using this image to promote The Civil War. It probably seems so obvious in retrospect. (from Yahoo)... / Continue →
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What's driving our children to drink? Because Daddy does it? Because they didn't get that big promotion? Something to do while watching a sporting event? Nope. It's because you let your middle school-aged daughter watch Atonement. And soon she'll be in a gutter. Because accordi... / Continue →
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Sean Astin, Cheri Oteri, and the subject of thoroughbred horse racing? What did someone chant into a darkened bathroom mirror to make this strange creature a reality? Sean Astin and Cheri Oteri are toplining independent comedy "And They're Off," set in the world of thoroughbre... / Continue →
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In news sure to generate some hilarious premises for that Scary Movie remake, Heat Vision reports Paramount has begun work on a three-dimensional sequel to The Ring 2. Can you guess what they're calling it? The third entry based on the Japanese horror movies is being called "R... / Continue →
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With the dark, oppressive negative space looming over a cramped Ryan Reynolds, this new poster for Buried does an effective job communicating the claustrophobic premise of Rodrigo Cortes's trapped-in-a-coffin film. Or, if you turn it sideways, it's like when you get high at nig... / Continue →
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Not content with there being only one fake '80s commercial for Toy Story 3's Lots-o'-Huggin' bear character, Pixar has made a second fake '80s commercial for Toy Story 3's Lots-o'-Huggin' bear character--and this one's in fake Japanese. Just as with the last effort, the attenti... / Continue →
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Alright, everyone, time for some Alien news. Collider recently had the chance to talk to Ridley Scott about his plans for a prequel to the sci-fi franchise, and the director revealed a couple things. 1. It will be in 3D, because of course it will be in 3D, because everything i... / Continue →
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This Thursday, the first official look at the upcoming adaptation of Jonah Hex debuts as a "SyFy Premiere Imagination Trailer," which is what the SyFy channel is calling a standard film trailer for unknown reasons. But since I know you can't wait--because who can wait for a SyF... / Continue →
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I know, it's like a BLT without the bacon, but apparently that just might be what's happening because Nicolas Cage simply has too many shitty films to make at once. According to Vulture, Columbia has only until mid-November to start production on another Ghost Rider film or the... / Continue →
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What if Toy Story 3's Lots-o'-Huggin' bear was a real toy from the '80s, and had a commercial to pit it against rival stuffed pseudo-companion My Buddy? This is what:... / Continue →
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Plus: it has a talking dragon, like the one in the 1996 Dennis Quaid fantasy adventure Dragonheart, featuring the voice of Sean Connery as Draco! What more can you ask of a movie than that it be slightly Dragonheart-esque? Probably nothing.... / Continue →
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Your weekend box office: 1. How to Train Your Dragon - $15 million, jumping back up to first place in its fifth week of release. Just goes to show how word of mouth can do for a film when the word is there's nothing coming out this week but some generic action movie, Jennifer ... / Continue →
