April 18, 2010 - April 24, 2010 Archives
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You know the story of Beauty and the Best, as lovingly told in the 1991 Disney film and later bizarrely modernized by the CBS miniseries of the same name? Well FORGET THEM. Your Beauty/Beast world is about to be changed forever. Introducing the new "Beast," a man covered in unf... / Continue →
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This teaser trailer. I'll tell ya... when that vampire emerged from the ocean and jumped over a werewolf... it was like my body was full of an impossible energy like you could never imagine--an alien energy that, if we could harness, would power every major city for forever, bu... / Continue →
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Better get some tickets! Because you're gonna need them! Because tickets are required to see most films! And these films are coming out this weekend! The Back-Up Plan Director: Alan Poul Starring: Jennifer Lopez (I call her J.Lo), Alex O'Loughlin (I call him O'Lo) Good if you ... / Continue →
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The simplicity of just sitting down and watching a film without putting on special goggles has again been disrupted. Reports say The Last Airbender and The Green Hornet have become the latest films getting converted to 3-D after-the-fact. Neither film was shot on 3-D cameras, s... / Continue →
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Sea Rex! SEA REX! Tyrannosaurus Rex, plus the sea! That's got to be a sure thing, right? SO YOU'D THINK. Except that it looks like a screen saver:... / Continue →
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What's going on with that ol' Alien prequel? Here's what: Speaking recently to MTV, Ridley Scott elaborated on how he'll probably further dilute the franchise with an explanation for that beautifully cryptic hole-in-his-chest alien guy from the first film: Scott: [The prequel ... / Continue →
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Get Billy Crystal out of cold storage, because we've got a Monsters Inc. sequel to make by November 2012. Also something about a she-archer, says Variety: [Disney] has dated Pixar's "Brave" for June 15, 2012 while also confirming a sequel to "Monsters Inc.," which will be rele... / Continue →
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The Hangover's guys-being-immature-in-Vegas premise and the old-guys-competing-for-a-lady comedy of Grumpy Old Men shall no longer remain mutually exclusive. Vulture is reporting Jack Nicholson may engage in more Bucket List-style old men fun in LASt VEGAS, a new film that clev... / Continue →
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Your next Friday the 13th movie event might just have to make do with the dozen Jason films already available. BloodyDisgusting has some unfortunate news for those hoping another out-of-this-world Friday the 13th sequel was on the way: While hangin' on ol' Twitter, BC discover... / Continue →
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Looks like Darkhawk, Longshot, Foolkiller, and all your other favorite C and D-list Marvel superheroes might soon get their very own low-budget films you'll be able to use to try to explain why you liked Sleepwalker comics so much for a brief period in the '90s. CHUD has news t... / Continue →
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Endangering Peter Dinklage's status as "probably our funniest dwarf, if not the guy from Seinfeld," Warwick Davis will soon be starring in a BBC sitcom created by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant [The] creators of "The Office" and "Extras," are collaborating on new laffer fe... / Continue →
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With sequels to Independence Day (I call it ID4), Bad Boys, and Men in Black all rumored if not confirmed to be a part of Earth's unfortunate cinematic future, these have been uncertain times for the die-hard Will Smith fan. Which project will Smith definitively commit to first... / Continue →
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Speaking to the LA Times, director James Cameron revealed some new details about what we can expect when he gets around to making another billion dollars with an Avatar sequel. Namely, that the film will be making the same jump in content that Teach Your Baby To Swim made betwe... / Continue →
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Leonard Nimoy, best known for his role as the half-Vulcan Spock in the Star Trek series (seen above as a three-dimensional wireframe?), has become the latest actor to announce their retirement (so that we'll know it's intentional and that they aren't just really bad at getting ... / Continue →
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Or at least co-doing music videos like this one: LCD Soundsystem's "Drunk Girls", directed by Jonze and LCD frontman James Murphy. It's basically a performance taking place in a twee-er Clockwork Orange, with more homemade panda costumes and less penis sculpture assault.... / Continue →
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Watch out, criminals and standard boys: here come Bad Boys! Spicing the conversation with as many "reals" and "Big Willies" as he could, Martin Lawrence disclosed to MTV that the chances of he, Will "Big Willie" Smith, and Michael Bay reuniting for a third Bad Boys film are re... / Continue →
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Warner Bros. has at last released a high-res image of Josh Brolin in his Confederate burn victim makeup for Jonah Hex, revealing to me that there's no way I can comfortably watch this film. When my grandpa was still alive, I could barely stand looking at his face because he ha... / Continue →
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Where is Val Kilmer? Why are there, in fact, two guns? Where did 50 Cent get this cool, sleeveless version of George Costanza's Gore-Tex coat? None of that matters. Only GUN matters. (via)... / Continue →
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Obviously the best way to see Sharlto Copley reprise his role as Wikus van der Merwe would be in a District 9 sequel, because District 9 was a pretty solid movie. Remember? But if there's a second best way to see Sharlto Copley play Wikus again, it's probably a video where he h... / Continue →
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The long-forgotten promise of a movie about a relationship between two hip, affluent, attractive people is finally coming to fruition. Risky Business has news Superbad and Adventureland director Greg Mottola has been signed to write and likely direct Paramount's adaptation of I... / Continue →
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Hey, this movie really puts the HIGH in HIGH school! It's called High School! It's about marijuana! 4/20! Also, it stars Adrien Brody, The Shield, Tom Hanks's Son, and that kid who refuses to use his mom's AT&T rollover minutes. Four twenty! Here's the trailer--in HIGH quality!... / Continue →
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Personally, I'd want it to be Iron Man giving her an accidental backhand when he's turning to gesture where Whiplash is or something, and as he gets down to console her we get to see his face inside his helmet and it's obvious he's barely suppressing his joy. (Also, there are ... / Continue →
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If yesterday's trailer for Get Low had you with its funeral party premise but lost you by not including Jesse Eisenberg and a guy acting like a Will Ferrell character, I have the solution: The Living Wake, a comedy destined to be dubbed "quirky" in every review that was finishe... / Continue →
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Bond Bad News Item #1: The next James Bond movie has been delayed. INDEFINITELY! "Due to the continuing uncertainty surrounding the future of MGM and the failure to close a sale of the studio, we have suspended development on 'Bond 23' indefinitely. We do not know when develop... / Continue →
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When Bill Murray takes a leading role in something, and that thing isn't Garfield, you pay attention, because Bill Murray almost always does pretty good things when they aren't Garfield things. Here's a trailer for a new movie with Bill Murray. You know what to do.... / Continue →
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At last, we're going to have a movie or sitcom that will demonstrate how men and women are psychologically different! Tired of modern entertainment painting the sexes as uniformly minded rather than obvious stereotypes played by Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl, Summit Enterta... / Continue →
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The err of disobeying the sage wisdom of never arming a vagabond with a projectile weapon will soon find its way to the big screen. AICN has news that Hobo with a Shotgun is beginning production today, and Rutger Hauer will play the titular gun-toting ne'er-do-well. The concep... / Continue →
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Happy days, Star Wars fans. George Lucas and his Nerd Patronizer (Director of Fan Relations Steve Sansweet) have announced the new ways they're going to repackage the increasingly-diluted Star Wars franchise--not because it will wring a few more dollars out of the loyal, but be... / Continue →
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1. How to Train Your Dragon - $20 million, sneaking into first place in its fourth week of release. This movie's just like me: making a big comeback when no one expects it. Assuming I make a comeback at some point, and that I also soon reach some sort of peak I can later come b... / Continue →
