April 4, 2010 - April 10, 2010 Archives
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Put down that antiquated "news paper"! here's a list of newly-released films in a digital format, suitable for iPadding, downloading, wifi-ing, Facebook, etc. Date Night Director: Shawn Levy Starring: Steve Carell, Tina Fey Good if you want to see: NBC's Thursday night lineup ... / Continue →
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I hope the foul taste of Cop Out and the endless Tracy-Morgan-quotes-movies Cop Out commercials has finally cleared your mind tongue, because, fellas, there's already a new tough cop/guy-playing-the-same-loud-wacky-character-he-always-does cop action-comedy on the way to your b... / Continue →
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The writers of Sex and the City 2 have learned well from the kids of Head of the Class going to Russia, Urkel and Laura getting married in the Magic Kingdom, and the Tanners going to Hawaii and ending up singing with the Beach Boys (I'm not imagining that these things happened,... / Continue →
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Just yesterday, a friend of mine said he "doesn't have anything against Tom Arnold." I don't know why he said that, but it was the first time I can remember thinking of Tom Arnold since whenever I last caught True Lies and thought, "Oh yeah, Tom Arnold is in this." Well, get r... / Continue →
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Bidding war! (It sounds more exciting if you shout it like a fat kid screaming "food fight!") The Heat Vision blog reports several studios, including Warner and Fox, are competing to win the rights to make a feature length version of The Gift, the under-five-minute film just re... / Continue →
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Hey, are you a sexy college co-ed? Or even just a regular college student, either gender, that may or may not be sexy? Good news: maybe you can see a "cliffhanger screening" (I don't know what that means) of Toy Story 3 at your campus! Disney has been hanging the above ad next... / Continue →
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That's right, Johnny English, the first spy spoof to DARE pairing Rowan Atkinson with Natalie Imbruglia, is getting a sequel. The reason: it turns out people worldwide really love to see someone pretend his finger is a gun. Though the comedy earned only $28 million of its $30 m... / Continue →
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The funnyman from Human Giant, Funny People, and Parks & Recreation that your mom refers to as "the ethnic one" may have got himself a role in Zombieland director Ruben Fleischer's next action comedy, 30 Minutes or Less. Want to learn more? Let's continue then, Hollywood Report... / Continue →
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Hey, do you guys like pretending the world of films, like the Iron Men films, is real life? Because if you like that, then I've got a hell of a treat for you. Marvel has just posted a new press release from Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr. with a goatee) that reveals his plans to ... / Continue →
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Peter Berg's completely warranted adaptation of Battleship finally has its lead. Heat Vision reports Taylor Kitsch, from Wolverine and Friday Night Lights, will be playing Commander Alex Hopper, a character "described as 'wildly spirited' and 'a great seaman but a lousy politic... / Continue →
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Fine, remake The Toxic Avenger: Get ready for a movie makeover for The Toxic Avenger, the anti-hero who became the beachhead mutant in a Troma Films schlock heyday that included such 1980s classics as Surf Nazis Must Die, Rabid Grannies and Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator. ... / Continue →
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For who aren't huge nerds, in comic book myth, Abin Sur is the alien who possessed the Green Lantern ring and recharge lantern (for those who aren't nerds at all, Green Lantern is a superhero who has a magic ring that recharges in a lantern, which we nerds already know sounds p... / Continue →
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Some films are art. Some are escapist entertainment. Others are wafer thin excuses for Steve Carell and Zach Galifianakis to act like mental patients for an hour-and-a-half. This film appears to be one of those three:... / Continue →
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At last, the methods of romance novelist-cum-screenwriter Nicholas Sparks' success have been revealed; this Cracked article lays out exactly how the man does it. The secret? Playing romance MadLibs and writing essentially the same story every time. Who knew the path to my heart... / Continue →
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It's just a chain of humans surgically connected ass-to-mouth into a 3-person-long, multi-legged digestive tract. So stop acting so grossed out, man. 'Human Centipede' Poster [IMPA]... / Continue →
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With no studio willing to back down and rename their production "People Who Are Having Regular Sex but Remain Only Acquaintances Rather Than Monogamous Partners in a Relationship," there are currently two movies and a television series in the works going by the name Friends wit... / Continue →
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Good news for fans of Wet Hot American Summer and the notion of time-traveling back to high school to finally be slightly less of a loser. Pajiba has news former The State member and Wainy Days creator David Wain is considering directing an adaptation of Alex Robinson's graphic... / Continue →
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No one does fantasy fulfillment like Bow Wow (né Lil'). Remember how he let us imagine what it would be like to be "like Mike" in Like Mike? What a ride! I've never before or after had a better sense of the mixed blessing of finding magical shoes in a Salvation Army that grant ... / Continue →
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Preview some new scenes from a superhero film while basking in the glory of the Television Age with these two new TV spots for Iron Man 2. It's like experiencing a Criminal Minds commercial break on your computer screen! Your day cannot truly begin nor end before you've seen M... / Continue →
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Women are all, "Yikes, a gun! But I have to keep smiling!" And men are all like, "Aughhhhh! Women! Am I right, people? I'm Ashton Kutcher! Am I right, people?" You know? 'Killers' Poster [IMPA]... / Continue →
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Back in September, you may recall I showed you some clips from a movie about a crazy German scientist stitching some people into a "human centipede" with a single digestive track. If you looked at that post, you may better remember the concept as the prominent feature in all yo... / Continue →
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Well, Red Sonja fans (ren faire nerds), I hope you imagined your crimson-haired barbarian dull yet attractive in an extremely generic way. According to Pajiba, Megan Fox's crude thumbs may be swinging a broadsword as the red-haired lady-Conan if Millennium films gets their way:... / Continue →
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Here's your Iron Man 2 snack cracker: a two-minute sequence from the film showing Tony Stark's arrival at Stark Expo. This may be the only video involving dancing girls and a man in a metal mask that's legal to view in your country.... / Continue →
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Cleverly avoiding lawsuit by slightly altering the title, some true internet citizens have made a flash game based on the not-that-classic series Tremors! It's title: Tremerz! It's not exactly a Grand Auto Thief, but still deserves your respect and support for being about Tremo... / Continue →
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Oops, there's another Resident Evil movie. This time, Milla Jovovich must battle a "new dimension of evil," and that dimension is, of course, the third dimension. And you know what that means. Here come sunglasses!... / Continue →
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I commend them for resisting a tagline along the lines of "REALLY Big Kahuna" or "Surf's Pup." But I also have to condemn them for creating the image of Marmaduke in sunglasses, on a surfboard. Marmaduke UK Quad [IMPA]... / Continue →
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Presenting: the weekend box office top five, like they do on the Today show. 1. Clash of the Titans - $61.4 million. Yet another big opening for star Sam Worthington, whoever he may be. 2. Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? - $30.2 million. I haven't seen it, so no one ... / Continue →
