Mar 11 2010'Twilight: Eclipse' Trailer Has Everything I, an Unpopular 13-Year-Old Girl, Want
Just a couple hunks melodramatically in love with and fighting over a pale, boring girl--plus a few shots that appear to be from Lord of the Rings! Did they read my Desire LJ or what?
Me and the rest of the Drama Club "Costume Crew" have tickets already!

Reader Comments
1. your mom - March 11, 2010 12:28 PM
F this movie
2. lukeibbetson - March 11, 2010 12:56 PM
this looks like a crock of shit.
3. Matt - March 11, 2010 1:03 PM
Im all for a good romance movie but these are just over melodramatic! Not to mention this one doesnt look ANY different than the last one. I heard the books are better anyway.
4. wtf - March 11, 2010 1:04 PM
How is this under So freaking cool?
5. ? - March 11, 2010 1:33 PM
Dear Summit Entertainment,
Stop it.
6. Hal - March 11, 2010 2:00 PM
Just gotta say, if not for all that TWILIGHT bank HURT LOCKER may never have gotten released. Fucking sad but true.
7. pinky - March 11, 2010 2:36 PM
@ 3 Speak your words wisely man, the books are just longer. The writing is on par to a 11th grade fan girl
8. oedura - March 11, 2010 5:42 PM
My niece dragged me to see "New Moon" and it was fucking excruciating.
I can't imagine this shit being any better.
9. cscottdraw - March 11, 2010 7:27 PM
LOL... Really I love the book series..the last being my favorite because the girl stops being so whiny and helpless (I hear Vampire-ism does that to you)...The movies are slowly getting better, but I dont think anyone who is not a fan of the book can really enjoy it. And the popularity it has gotten is ridiculous!
If you really want to see some great action check out Robert Pattinson in Little Ashes =D Team Dali! haha
10. Remegy - March 11, 2010 8:13 PM
How are they making these so fucking fast? they're just spitting them out at us!
STOP SPITTING AT US SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT! JUST STOP IT!
11. ctvu - March 11, 2010 9:10 PM
OH COME ON!
WTF IS THIS?
12. The North Face Jackets - March 11, 2010 10:45 PM
The North Face Jackets
13. bringerzl - March 11, 2010 10:59 PM
When does Van Helsing, Alucard, the Belmonts, and Blade come in?
14. Matt - March 11, 2010 11:01 PM
@10....I think they filmed just about all of them back to back. Much like what they did with Lord of the Rings.
15. mer - March 12, 2010 11:51 AM
THAT is what these movies are about? This is the first bit of any Twilight I've ever seen. I had no idea it was this bad.
16. Ian - March 12, 2010 2:58 PM
HOLY SHIT THEY GOT RID OF COLOR FILTERS! This movie has more than one emotion.... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK
17. Remegy - March 12, 2010 6:52 PM
#14 don't ever compare this shit to LOTR again... k?
18. rayray - March 13, 2010 4:17 PM
@ 17 lotr blows, STAR WARS is the ONLY trilogy, tooooo much walking sir.
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20. Meg - March 14, 2010 1:54 PM
HAHAHHAHA. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. so horrible.
21. lol - March 15, 2010 12:19 AM
this movie looks so stupid... i can't handle this series...
22. carlos - March 15, 2010 12:44 AM
@17 jeez, we're all sorry your vagina hurts, but theres nothing wrong with what 14 said....
23. Dawn - March 16, 2010 1:01 AM
So is this the one where he refuses to have premarital sex so they get married and have a demon baby that almost kills her?
Cause I'm almost willing to slam down some bills to laugh my ass off through that shit! Hell, I'll even get some of that overpriced popcorn!
24. mandy - March 17, 2010 12:41 AM
@26.... I would not go that far. I want the wolfpack to run a train on me though.
25. damian - March 17, 2010 7:53 PM
I'm taking a FLAMETHROWER! To anyone and anything attached to this Sh!tty franchise!
26. ffsa - March 17, 2010 10:02 PM
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27. Crystal Robinson - March 25, 2010 7:56 AM
I love Jacob he is so hot I can't wait until Eclipse come's out.
28. Catalyste - March 26, 2010 6:02 PM
@18 as long as Mr. Listerfiend and his other friend stays out of it, I don't care which trilogy I watch...just as long as it's not this shit.
I remember wanting to puke as I struggled through the first movie...for some reason Kristen Stewart did look like she "wasn't fresh down there."
Must have been her face.
29. Josephine - April 28, 2010 11:32 PM
Oooooh. I heard about this movie. I thought it came out years ago.
I also heard it was a steaming pile of donkey excrement.
Hey, what does an eclipse have to do with vampires?