'The Great Sperm Switcheroo!' Trailer

March 18, 2010 Comments

Jason Bateman, Jennifer Aniston, Jeff Goldblum, Patrick Wilson, a drunk man camouflaging his semen so a woman will non-consensually birth his child. What more do you need to know? Classic rom-com. Here's the trailer:

That actually looked a lot better than most Jennifer Aniston comedies. Maybe she should drop this Bounty Hunter shit and get on with some more ejaculate capers.

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