Mar 19 2010'Predators' Trailer: These Aliens Are Essentially Chasers of Prey
Remember those Predator guys? Dreadlocks, heat vision, kind of a weird mouth--you'd know them if you saw them. Well, guess what. They're back! And this time they've decided to round up some humans, throw them in a designated area, and try to hunt them down again. Like how our greatest predator, Ted Nugent, does with buffalo.
Only one way to get out of a situation like that alive: dress up like a sexy female Predator, tell the Predator to close his before he kisses you, and hit him in the head with a frying pan.
Reader Comments
1. Michael Brevig - March 19, 2010 12:01 PM
First.
2. Michael Brevig - March 19, 2010 12:02 PM
Predadildio
3. Spell Checker - March 19, 2010 12:05 PM
“…close his eyes before…”
FTFY
4. mike - March 19, 2010 12:54 PM
Love the music from High Tension.
5. markonius maximus - March 19, 2010 1:11 PM
TBD...
Looks like it might be cool, but so did AVP in the first look and we all know how that turned out.
6. TISdashit - March 19, 2010 1:17 PM
Sweet looks better than AVP. But it's hard to top the originals with such a large and critical fan base.
7. Fork-o-fork - March 19, 2010 1:31 PM
I would totally watch Ted Nugent Vs. Predators- brilliant idea GW!
8. Andy - March 19, 2010 3:05 PM
I'm not going to watch a Predator movie where they may lose to Adrien Brody =\
9. Andrew Edmark - March 19, 2010 3:16 PM
The director is a total Nimrod.
10. the heat - March 20, 2010 8:29 PM
@9
I assume you're the employing the original meaning of "a badass hunter".
11. cc - March 22, 2010 5:33 AM
Anything is better than 'Requiem'. Oh wait, Adrien Brody is in it.
12. joey - March 22, 2010 6:13 PM
Kaity smells.
13. Bob Loblaw - March 22, 2010 6:21 PM
Rumor has it that there is another AVP movie coming out... Producers thought it would be cool to put the Aliens and Predators back in high-school, thus cashing in on the twilight fans... They might even throw a vampire, or creature from some lagoon, in there for good measure.
14. Farmville Secrets - March 23, 2010 1:18 AM
This movie is one of the best sci-fi/action films ever made and the scariest thing about this film is its lead actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger who is currently serving as governor of California.
15. Michael Brevig - March 23, 2010 3:44 PM
14 has a predadildo shoved up his ass
16. Species 8472 - March 24, 2010 8:41 AM
Wow. Looks like the cast is a tiny step up from AvP:Requiem. Still doesn't look very promising though.
17. dparks - March 24, 2010 6:41 PM
All you nay-sayers are going to regret complaining about this once you see the total awesomeness of Adrian Brody, when he hollows out one of those Predator things and then crawls inside the carcass to stay warm during a freezing jungle night. See?
18. Bob M - March 24, 2010 7:00 PM
ya maaan. pass it maaaan.