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'Predators' Trailer: These Aliens Are Essentially Chasers of Prey

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Remember those Predator guys? Dreadlocks, heat vision, kind of a weird mouth--you'd know them if you saw them. Well, guess what. They're back! And this time they've decided to round up some humans, throw them in a designated area, and try to hunt them down again. Like how our greatest predator, Ted Nugent, does with buffalo.

Only one way to get out of a situation like that alive: dress up like a sexy female Predator, tell the Predator to close his before he kisses you, and hit him in the head with a frying pan.

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