Damn you, Hollywood, always raping all my favorite intolerable Super Bowl commercials from my two-years-ago! Undaunted by the task of following in the comically precocious footsteps of Look Who's Talking, Look Who's Talking Too, Baby Geniuses and, yes, even...

HBO has released a couple trailers for Barry Levinson's Jack Kevorkian film, You Don't Know Jack, and it looks pretty good. Al Pacino's portrayal of the assisted suicide advocate is so hauntingly authentic that if I were an elderly...

Ever since you saw them share the screen in Vanilla Sky, you've been anxiously waiting to see Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz recreate the sexy motorcycle straddling of the video for Aerosmith's "Amazing." Right? Good, because the makers of...

THIS WILL BE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY TWO MORE TIMES WELCOME TO EARTH! According to IESB, the ID4 sequels director Roland Emmerich hinted at may finally be realized: IESB has received a tip that Will Smith is now locked for...

The good news: an elementary school teacher was irresponsible enough to let their class perform a stage version of Brian De Palma's 1983 violent classic, Scarface. The bad news: all the "mother fudgers" tell me they must be doing...

Ten years ago someone pulled the coat hanger out of Battlefield Earth and threw it up on the big screen for all of us to collectively develop PTSD from. After a decade of silence, screenwriter J.D. Shapiro has finally...

Turns out the Bluths aren't the only ones that understand the long-lasting appeal of Japan's premiere nuclear-mutated giant dinosaur. Legendary Pictures announced today that they've begun work on a new Godzilla movie based on the classic Toho Studios monster...

Angelina Jolie, widely considered Earth's best and most aesthetically pleasing mother, is considering taking on the title role in Disney's forthcoming Malificent from the mind of Mulan screenwriter Linda Woolverton. Jolie would play the bad guy from Sleeping Beauty...