New 'Iron Man 2' Trailer Offers New Suits, Religious-Aquatic Metaphors

March 8, 2010 Comments

Ready for a new trailer for The Iron Man, Part 2? Good, because here's one with new Iron Suits, new villains, and new metaphors about getting sharks to eat God:

This portable Iron Man suit technology would be good for winter coats, so you wouldn't have to hold on to them when you go to a concert in January.

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