Mar 10 2010Never Mind, No One Really Knows Who's Playing Captain America
Director Joe Johnston just can't decide which boy he wants to go to prom with.
In direct opposition to yesterday's claim that John Krasinski is cockeyed grin from being cast as Captain America, Deadline Hollywood says Krasinski is out of the running and that former Human Torch Chris Evans is now a possibility.
Basically we still don't at all know who's going to be in this thing, so we're probably in for more speculating like 10-year-old boys guessing what boobs feel like. Is it truly like a fleshy water balloon, or will the "like one of those gel mousepad wrist-rests but with a nipple" camp prevail? Hopefully I'll find out soon.

Reader Comments
1. Bob - March 10, 2010 2:31 PM
Does anyone really even care about this movie in the first place?? I mean Captain America was kind of a lame superhero anyway.
2. PurpleJedi - March 10, 2010 2:31 PM
They should probably go with an unknown actor.
First?
3. Delgo - March 10, 2010 3:02 PM
Gives a fuck? Thor comes out next spring.
4. Jimmy Fury - March 10, 2010 3:06 PM
Mike Vogul and Garrett Hedlund are the other two who are still in the running.
I'd prefer Vogul. Cap needs to be blond haired and blue eyed for the irony of the aryan poster boy also being the ultimate nazi-ass-kicker.
5. bribios - March 10, 2010 4:06 PM
This movie actually does interest me. It could be cool to see a superhero movie in the context of world war 2.
6. Awww, too soon??? - March 10, 2010 4:14 PM
I thought Cory Haim was going to get the part.
7. Livingjetlag - March 10, 2010 5:13 PM
It's more like the mousepad before a woman has a baby, more like the water balloon after. Don't tell your mother I said so.
8. I'mSoLame - March 10, 2010 9:53 PM
Thomas Jane should play Captain America!