Mar 16 2010'Machete' Will Contain "Three B's." Also, Machetes
That is, babes, bullets, and blood, obviously. And machetes.
Star Danny Trejo (Edward James Almost) talked to IGN about the lengthened adaptation of Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse trailer, and revealed some of what we can look forward to seeing in the film. Machetes, for instance:
"It is going to be awesome," Trejo promises. "We duplicate scenes from the trailer in the movie. What that movie has is the three B's, what I like to call the three B's. And what that is is babes, bullets and blood. And then it's got machetes, too."I dive out of a window on a guy's guts. It's really just unbelievable."
Don't worry, guys, that last line isn't a spoiler. You'll still be going in fresh enough, not knowing for certain if "dive out a window on a guy's guts" means diving out a window onto a pile of guts, using them as a cushion, of literally diving out a window while on them, like a guy-gut toboggan.

Reader Comments
1. Paul - March 16, 2010 2:46 PM
Comment s-p-a-m
2. Fiona - March 16, 2010 3:46 PM
The toboggan thing was what I first pictured.
3. Canned Turkey - March 16, 2010 4:18 PM
I imagined rappelling out a window using some poor sod's intestines.
4. Sapa - March 16, 2010 4:25 PM
My uncle looks just like this fucker.... exactly like that fucker....exactly.
5. Beastman AIDS - March 16, 2010 6:13 PM
"guy-gut toboggan" FTW
6. che-che - March 17, 2010 11:38 AM
that part isnt in the movie. he was recounting a day in the life of danny trejo.
7. livingjetlag - March 17, 2010 12:23 PM
Oh, come on, everybody knows that the three B's are blood, breasts, and beasts. Does no one remember The Movie Channel's Satuday night Drive-in Thee-Ayter? Am I THAT old????
8. Peaceboner - March 17, 2010 1:46 PM
Never knew Danny Trejo was cousins with Robert Rodriguez
9. Gueibor - March 17, 2010 7:29 PM
Come on!!! No one else is commenting on the "Edward James Almost" thing? It made me snort my soup all over my Ergonomically Correct keyboard! With fire!
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GOOD FILM