Mar 12 2010Look Out, Captain America: This Man Will Have a Red Skull
Hugo Weaving, Matrix secret service agent and elf in the ring movie, is reportedly nearing a deal to play Red Skull, a guy with a red skull head, in the upcoming Captain America movie. The Hollywood Reporter says talks about Weaving bearing a crimson, skeletal head are "in a delicate stage that will play out in the next day or so," with Marvel playing the kind of hardball that almost lost them Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 after the company reportedly offered him only $250k, which would barely pay for a single Rourke hair treatment.
Who will play the wing-headed jingoist hero himself in this piece of shit remains a mystery.

Reader Comments
1. FDSY - March 12, 2010 1:31 PM
Well, come on now "piece of shit" is a bit harsh don't you think?
I mean the movie's still in preproduction, so we can't even correctly judge the film's shittiness factor.
2. Hal - March 12, 2010 2:03 PM
Hugo Weaving's involvement ALWAYS elevates "piece of shit" to "turd" status. I'd avise you to do one of those cross out the old phrase updates.
3. cc - March 12, 2010 3:13 PM
"Who will play the wing-headed jingoist hero himself in this piece of shit remains a mystery."
Geez, not pulling punches today are we? Of course it will be, but still...
I hope you gets to use the magical elfen bow and arrow. Will Dildo Faggins be in this movie too?
4. Baxter Pancake - March 12, 2010 3:27 PM
Why are they making this when the 90s version was so PERFECT?
5. Tom - March 12, 2010 4:41 PM
This is the first piece of news that makes me think that any of this film will be in any way watchable.
6. ballsworthy - March 12, 2010 4:57 PM
ellrond was half-elven get it straight scrub
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8. King - March 13, 2010 8:59 AM
Cap's ever been a jingoist except when written by jerks (o hai Mark Millar!)
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10. aaronzzz - March 14, 2010 1:44 PM
Come on now, I thought that they were going to F*ck up Iron man and The first one was awesome. And Hugo weaving is among my favorite actors so hearing he May be Red is a huge ray of hope that this movie just may turn out to be one of the good comic book movies instead of one of the bad..... Thats right I am talking about YOU BEN AFFLECK!! Thanks for f*cking up Daredevil!!!