'Legend of the Guardians' Trailer Basically a Moving, Owl-Themed Trapper Keeper

March 4, 2010 Comments

Looking for two minutes of owl-filled Schim Schimmel paintings set to ridiculous music? Have a Legend of the Guardians trailer:

When I was dissecting owl pellets in third grade, I had no idea of the mythology these majestic creatures were creating as they digested mice and other small rodents.

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