What to do next, Will Smith: another Men in Black (always a safe bet), or this crazy shit with magic candles making the island of Manhattan float like in the NES game Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan...

Jamie Foxx has got some time between movies. He's already sung the hook on a Kanye West track, started a satellite radio channel and hosted a BET awards show, and no one seems to be sending him a script...

After watching that claymation Evil Dead remake, I was reminded of those stop-motion Christmas specials Late Night with Conan O'Brien made and briefly looked around the internet shelves for them. I didn't see them, but I did find this...

A year-and-a-half after Paul W.S. Anderson abandoned the project because he knew he'd already made the best car movie imaginable after directing Death Race, Warner Bros. has decided to deploy the G-6155 Interceptor and attempt an adaptation of the...

Which male dead-eyed stare will the female vacant stare choose??? I can't wait! This is the best Comatose Sadie Hawkins Day ever! Yay! Seriously, though, how many more chapters of the "Check the box you prefer: Hunky Vampire [...

Weird Al Yankovic finally gets his Walk the Line-style biopic. And, being that it's about Weird Al Yankovic, of course it's a parody, which I'm pretty sure makes it the most appropriate, accurate music biopic ever made....

It's Sam Raimi via a Mr. Bill Saturday Night Live short--perfect for introducing your child to the world of low-budget horror without fucking them up too much....

Look forward to your child screaming in nightmarish terror at the massive chinned, one-eyed, thick-forearmed, awful-voiced, unspeakably-deformed sailor of indeterminable age lunging at them from the theater screen. Variety says a 3-D, computer-animated version of the characters will be...