Mar 19 2010If You're 99% of the Population, This Film Contains at Least One of Your Favorite Things
Until a few minutes ago, I knew nothing of Fifth Element director Luc Besson's Les Adventures Extraordinaires D'Adèle Blanc-Sec. Now that I've seen the trailer, it's my most anticipated upcoming release that involves a 1912 lady adventurer, a mummy in a bowler hat, and a pterodactyl. It should be yours, too. Look at this goddammer:
If only French weren't nonsense to my ears.
(from Twitch again)

Reader Comments
1. Jimmy Jam - March 19, 2010 4:45 PM
I like how they snuck 3 frames of her tits into the trailer, ha!
2. Richard McBeef - March 19, 2010 4:59 PM
I am a fan of tits so I guess I fall into that 99%.
3. JohnnyDrama - March 19, 2010 5:03 PM
I like Luc Besson. Plus they show boobies in the trailer and that's a win in my book.
4. markonius maximus - March 19, 2010 5:29 PM
Damn it! I knew I should've taken French in high school.
Looks good.
I think the IWS dude is in love with this because of the dino. Understandable.
5. Bean - March 19, 2010 5:49 PM
Zut alors! Mummy pteroboobies is what I got from that, so I'm in!
6. shmitty - March 19, 2010 6:13 PM
BOOBS
7. Nate - March 19, 2010 6:19 PM
What no lesbian action? pass!
8. JFreezy - March 19, 2010 6:54 PM
I'm not sure if anyone has already mentioned it (/sarcasm), but I love the French because the put boobs in their trailers!
9. Fiona - March 19, 2010 7:38 PM
Two of my favourite things: ancient history museums and French ladies in drag!
10. Trollipop - March 19, 2010 8:18 PM
It seems everyone missed that there are boobs in the trailer, so I thought I'd mention it.
11. Emily - March 19, 2010 8:27 PM
I like Luc Besson also. Just watched Martyrs last night -- it was fucked up! Good, though.
12. Emily - March 19, 2010 8:41 PM
Oops, apparently Martyrs isn't directed by Luc Besson. Never mind!
13. Myhre - March 19, 2010 9:48 PM
If you can't wait for some adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec, (and you can read french, or find a translation) check out the comics this is based on by Jaques Tardi. They're swell!
14. bringerzl - March 19, 2010 9:50 PM
I saw her tits... i like this
15. monster - March 19, 2010 9:50 PM
Did anyone else notice the boobies?
16. Mayo - March 19, 2010 9:52 PM
So, are there boobs in this trailer then? I wish the comments weren't so vague.
17. n.sizemore - March 20, 2010 1:33 AM
what is the sound effect at -52 / -51? it's been used before. some sort of dinosaur vocal.
18. plop - March 20, 2010 4:58 AM
boobs and dinos?, SOLD!!
19. jaytee - March 20, 2010 10:03 AM
i dono if anyone else noticed this but i could not stop laughing when the mummy went to a prostitute
20. OmikronApex - March 20, 2010 10:18 AM
The mummy kicks ass^^
21. Dave - March 20, 2010 10:32 AM
This is just what a movie-adaptation of a Tim Powers book would look like if it weren't Pirates of the Caribbean 4
22. che-che - March 20, 2010 10:38 AM
that mummy dude is something out of hellboy.
and boobs! you was right there is something in there for everyone...everyone???EVERYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!
23. Apkar - March 20, 2010 12:56 PM
Dumb Frenchys. Ever'on knows mummies speak 'merican.
24. Marley - March 20, 2010 2:02 PM
I know this is a horrible thing to say but I just can't take this seriously when everyone is speaking French.
25. anon - March 20, 2010 5:24 PM
boobs around 0:22 - 0:23 if you guys missed it
26. Boobs! - March 20, 2010 5:37 PM
Boobs!
27. aikenhead - March 20, 2010 5:44 PM
Nuit a la musee - v.f. du 'night at the museum'
28. Liz - March 20, 2010 7:08 PM
Pterodactyls and mummys? This movie has everything my 6 year-old self would ever want in a movie.
29. Mr. Chip - March 20, 2010 7:45 PM
Finally! The return of Luc Besson to true, Fifth Element form! He works best when using a style reflecting a comic book I think. Look at Leon the Professional or, as I already said, the Fifth Element. I want absurdity, violence, humor, and BOOBS! Ain't nothing wrong with that formula.
30. The Kid Delish - March 20, 2010 11:19 PM
It's like those French have a different word for EVERYTHING!
31. Aaron - March 20, 2010 11:43 PM
I speak a little French, and understood most of what was int he video. The whole plot line seems a bit far fetched to me; the fact that they found some undead mummy and dinosaur? It sounds like a children's movie honestly. If you were to take away the ridiculous plot, the visual appeal of the setting was nice.
32. Jason - March 21, 2010 1:32 AM
All I can stay is there is action, special effect and boobies.
What else can you ask for.
boobs and there real :-P
33. agemon - March 21, 2010 2:18 AM
I love this "bande dessiné", i read it when i was a kid a long time ago.
Quel bonheur d'être français :-)
34. BazookaBoy88 - March 21, 2010 8:12 AM
Ok I wasn't gonna mention this but apparently I was the only one who noticed the lady wasnt wearing a brassiere in the bath tub. Am I a sex addict? (a la South Park and the lady with the handkerchief)
35. Alex - March 21, 2010 8:49 AM
Wow, messieurs, vous avez vraiment besoin de vous trouver une femme. Si la simple vue de jolies petits tétons fermes vous excite à ce point, sortez voir du pays! Laissez donc internet et vos branlettes et osez approcher ce fruit interdit qu'est pour vous la femme chaude!
36. aRTCy - March 21, 2010 12:22 PM
That's a big steaming pile of...I'm not sure what this is.
37. Laura - March 21, 2010 1:32 PM
@ 36 Voyons Alex! It is not nice to make fun... they actually may get to touch the real thing one day... Mais entre toi et moi, ce fruit interdit isn't that forbidden if you know where to look.
38. Fan_Thomas - March 21, 2010 1:56 PM
WTF it's this SHIT!
LUC BESSON --'
Je suis français et je peu vous dire que ça ressemble à une merde!
I'm French and I just tell you that it looks like shit!
39. Devin! - March 21, 2010 9:04 PM
I'm a fan of the sweet staches! Damn it! Guess I am one of that 99%.
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42. Beastman AIDS - March 21, 2010 10:30 PM
Can't believe no one has mentioned the boob shot yet.
43. American Meatgoat - March 21, 2010 10:32 PM
@37 A big steaming pile of fucking awesome, that's what that is. Tits, fire, a mummy in a bowler, and a goddamn dinosaur.
44. Danundertheice - March 22, 2010 4:02 AM
Now I've watched this 34 times and I can't see any boobies. No soft, wet, shiney french boobies. None whats so ever.
45. BoothyG - March 22, 2010 9:51 AM
This seems suprisingly American for a French film.
46. Antonio Ingles - March 22, 2010 11:42 AM
If I am not wrong Adele is the heroine of Jacques Tardi bede Adele Blanc-Sec
47. Brandon - March 22, 2010 12:46 PM
Night at the Museum 3 looks awesome....Ben Stiller has nice boobs....
48. Geeatsayain - March 22, 2010 1:12 PM
@n.sizemore I think that sound effect is one of the dinozords from Power Rangers.
49. Milkman - March 22, 2010 1:34 PM
Let me get this straight, dinosaurs, boobs, mummies, and adventure? I'm so there, even if French is like the gibbering of a hobgoblin
50. Mikey - March 22, 2010 2:13 PM
Hand to God, my thought towards the end of this trailer:
"Who is this actress? I wonder if there are nude photos of her anywh-- oh, nevermind."
51. Remegy - March 22, 2010 5:34 PM
@48 Hilarious! and yes, yes he does...
Now i wish i were french.
52. AnnaDraconida - March 22, 2010 9:28 PM
DO WANT
53. Axle - March 23, 2010 2:01 AM
I DON'T KNOW FRENCH!!!
54. Boobs - March 23, 2010 10:51 AM
HEY. BOOBS.
55. Schwa - March 23, 2010 2:26 PM
If they released it here while keeping it in French, the Wayans Bros could just just call it one of there spoof films, "Night with the League of Twilight Mummies."
56. uhhuhhim - March 23, 2010 7:23 PM
where are the boobies?
57. frank - March 24, 2010 3:52 PM
@n.sizemore: It's sharptooth's roar from the original Land Before Time. And while I'm being a complete nerd, it's a PTEROSAUR, not a dinosaur.
This looks proper awesome. "Goddammer" sure is the right word for it.
58. Kiwi - March 24, 2010 3:56 PM
Her name is Louise Bourgoin. She began her career as a weather forecaster on a french tv channel. Every french guy has had wet dreams thinking of her.
And yes, there are topless pictures of her.
Try to google her name.
BTW that's a crappy trailer (except for the boobies part).
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