Mar 19 2010If You're 99% of the Population, This Film Contains at Least One of Your Favorite Things

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Until a few minutes ago, I knew nothing of Fifth Element director Luc Besson's Les Adventures Extraordinaires D'Adèle Blanc-Sec. Now that I've seen the trailer, it's my most anticipated upcoming release that involves a 1912 lady adventurer, a mummy in a bowler hat, and a pterodactyl. It should be yours, too. Look at this goddammer:

If only French weren't nonsense to my ears.

(from Twitch again)

Reader Comments

I like how they snuck 3 frames of her tits into the trailer, ha!

I am a fan of tits so I guess I fall into that 99%.

I like Luc Besson. Plus they show boobies in the trailer and that's a win in my book.

Damn it! I knew I should've taken French in high school.

Looks good.

I think the IWS dude is in love with this because of the dino. Understandable.

Zut alors! Mummy pteroboobies is what I got from that, so I'm in!

BOOBS

What no lesbian action? pass!

I'm not sure if anyone has already mentioned it (/sarcasm), but I love the French because the put boobs in their trailers!

Two of my favourite things: ancient history museums and French ladies in drag!

It seems everyone missed that there are boobs in the trailer, so I thought I'd mention it.

I like Luc Besson also. Just watched Martyrs last night -- it was fucked up! Good, though.

Oops, apparently Martyrs isn't directed by Luc Besson. Never mind!

If you can't wait for some adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec, (and you can read french, or find a translation) check out the comics this is based on by Jaques Tardi. They're swell!

I saw her tits... i like this

Did anyone else notice the boobies?

So, are there boobs in this trailer then? I wish the comments weren't so vague.

what is the sound effect at -52 / -51? it's been used before. some sort of dinosaur vocal.

boobs and dinos?, SOLD!!

i dono if anyone else noticed this but i could not stop laughing when the mummy went to a prostitute

The mummy kicks ass^^

This is just what a movie-adaptation of a Tim Powers book would look like if it weren't Pirates of the Caribbean 4

that mummy dude is something out of hellboy.

and boobs! you was right there is something in there for everyone...everyone???EVERYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!

Dumb Frenchys. Ever'on knows mummies speak 'merican.

I know this is a horrible thing to say but I just can't take this seriously when everyone is speaking French.

boobs around 0:22 - 0:23 if you guys missed it

Boobs!

Nuit a la musee - v.f. du 'night at the museum'

Pterodactyls and mummys? This movie has everything my 6 year-old self would ever want in a movie.

Finally! The return of Luc Besson to true, Fifth Element form! He works best when using a style reflecting a comic book I think. Look at Leon the Professional or, as I already said, the Fifth Element. I want absurdity, violence, humor, and BOOBS! Ain't nothing wrong with that formula.

It's like those French have a different word for EVERYTHING!

I speak a little French, and understood most of what was int he video. The whole plot line seems a bit far fetched to me; the fact that they found some undead mummy and dinosaur? It sounds like a children's movie honestly. If you were to take away the ridiculous plot, the visual appeal of the setting was nice.

All I can stay is there is action, special effect and boobies.
What else can you ask for.
boobs and there real :-P

I love this "bande dessiné", i read it when i was a kid a long time ago.
Quel bonheur d'être français :-)

Ok I wasn't gonna mention this but apparently I was the only one who noticed the lady wasnt wearing a brassiere in the bath tub. Am I a sex addict? (a la South Park and the lady with the handkerchief)

Wow, messieurs, vous avez vraiment besoin de vous trouver une femme. Si la simple vue de jolies petits tétons fermes vous excite à ce point, sortez voir du pays! Laissez donc internet et vos branlettes et osez approcher ce fruit interdit qu'est pour vous la femme chaude!

That's a big steaming pile of...I'm not sure what this is.

@ 36 Voyons Alex! It is not nice to make fun... they actually may get to touch the real thing one day... Mais entre toi et moi, ce fruit interdit isn't that forbidden if you know where to look.

WTF it's this SHIT!

LUC BESSON --'

Je suis français et je peu vous dire que ça ressemble à une merde!
I'm French and I just tell you that it looks like shit!

I'm a fan of the sweet staches! Damn it! Guess I am one of that 99%.

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Can't believe no one has mentioned the boob shot yet.

@37 A big steaming pile of fucking awesome, that's what that is. Tits, fire, a mummy in a bowler, and a goddamn dinosaur.

Now I've watched this 34 times and I can't see any boobies. No soft, wet, shiney french boobies. None whats so ever.

This seems suprisingly American for a French film.

If I am not wrong Adele is the heroine of Jacques Tardi bede Adele Blanc-Sec

Night at the Museum 3 looks awesome....Ben Stiller has nice boobs....

@n.sizemore I think that sound effect is one of the dinozords from Power Rangers.

Let me get this straight, dinosaurs, boobs, mummies, and adventure? I'm so there, even if French is like the gibbering of a hobgoblin

Hand to God, my thought towards the end of this trailer:

"Who is this actress? I wonder if there are nude photos of her anywh-- oh, nevermind."

@48 Hilarious! and yes, yes he does...

Now i wish i were french.

DO WANT

I DON'T KNOW FRENCH!!!

HEY. BOOBS.

If they released it here while keeping it in French, the Wayans Bros could just just call it one of there spoof films, "Night with the League of Twilight Mummies."

where are the boobies?

@n.sizemore: It's sharptooth's roar from the original Land Before Time. And while I'm being a complete nerd, it's a PTEROSAUR, not a dinosaur.

This looks proper awesome. "Goddammer" sure is the right word for it.

Her name is Louise Bourgoin. She began her career as a weather forecaster on a french tv channel. Every french guy has had wet dreams thinking of her.
And yes, there are topless pictures of her.
Try to google her name.
BTW that's a crappy trailer (except for the boobies part).

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