Mar 18 2010I Wish I'd Done This 'Expendables' Poster as a Back Tattoo
Instead I've got this stupid bat-with-a-human-head fucking his centaur bride, which seems sort of trite now that I see I could have done a metal skull with gun/knife wings. I'll have to just get this on the hood of my Trans Am.

Reader Comments
1. dparks - March 18, 2010 11:18 AM
WTF is "Crews"?
2. che-che - March 18, 2010 11:24 AM
@1- he is president camacho in idiocracy.
i am really digging the is poster. GUNS!!!
3. Proteon - March 18, 2010 12:04 PM
Hate on, hater.
4. kderuy - March 18, 2010 12:28 PM
Well, at last, a poster that is decent. Thanks god its not Ashton Kutcher doing a Cruise impression.
5. beefytee - March 18, 2010 12:48 PM
I know nothing of this movie, but that poster is awesome
6. AnnaDraconida - March 18, 2010 12:51 PM
Quite possibly the awesomest poster in movie history.
7. Stevey - March 18, 2010 1:24 PM
Nice poster, real hot. Giving a lot of ideas how to get a nice tattoo done.
8. markonius maximus - March 18, 2010 7:02 PM
No doubt. Smart idea and looks hard as nails. I am actually pretty stoked for this movie. If Randy Couture is in here I hope to see some serious face stomp action. Also a huge fan of Jason Statham. That guy is just fucking cool.
9. saaam - March 18, 2010 7:17 PM
SOOOOOO AWESOME!
10. jaime - March 18, 2010 8:47 PM
hey, at least they are upfront about the fact that it's 100% hollywood action movie.
11. Pandora accessories - March 19, 2010 1:28 AM
From the cast of this movie it looks like this movie will have a lot of action as all the great action stars are in one movie. Just waiting this movie to be released and cant wait to see it.
12. education - March 19, 2010 7:50 AM
Instead I've got this stupid bat-with-a-human-head fucking his centaur bride, which seems sort of trite now that I see I could have done a metal skull with gun/knife wings.
13. Gweb - March 19, 2010 9:09 PM
Maybe Jesse James' skank could get this tattooed on her freakishly large breasts.
14. Donk Donkerson - March 22, 2010 1:58 PM
This movie will simultaneously set the record for least dialogue and most one-liners ever in a film.
15. frank - March 24, 2010 4:37 PM
The only way this poster could be more manly is if it was just a big erect cock. But that might draw a slightly different audience.