Mar 18 2010I Wish I'd Done This 'Expendables' Poster as a Back Tattoo

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Instead I've got this stupid bat-with-a-human-head fucking his centaur bride, which seems sort of trite now that I see I could have done a metal skull with gun/knife wings. I'll have to just get this on the hood of my Trans Am.

The Expendables Poster Premiere [IGN]

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WTF is "Crews"?

@1- he is president camacho in idiocracy.

i am really digging the is poster. GUNS!!!

Hate on, hater.

Well, at last, a poster that is decent. Thanks god its not Ashton Kutcher doing a Cruise impression.

I know nothing of this movie, but that poster is awesome

Quite possibly the awesomest poster in movie history.

Nice poster, real hot. Giving a lot of ideas how to get a nice tattoo done.

No doubt. Smart idea and looks hard as nails. I am actually pretty stoked for this movie. If Randy Couture is in here I hope to see some serious face stomp action. Also a huge fan of Jason Statham. That guy is just fucking cool.

SOOOOOO AWESOME!

hey, at least they are upfront about the fact that it's 100% hollywood action movie.

From the cast of this movie it looks like this movie will have a lot of action as all the great action stars are in one movie. Just waiting this movie to be released and cant wait to see it.

Instead I've got this stupid bat-with-a-human-head fucking his centaur bride, which seems sort of trite now that I see I could have done a metal skull with gun/knife wings.

Maybe Jesse James' skank could get this tattooed on her freakishly large breasts.

This movie will simultaneously set the record for least dialogue and most one-liners ever in a film.

The only way this poster could be more manly is if it was just a big erect cock. But that might draw a slightly different audience.

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