I Wish I'd Done This 'Expendables' Poster as a Back Tattoo
Instead I've got this stupid bat-with-a-human-head fucking his centaur bride, which seems sort of trite now that I see I could have done a metal skull with gun/knife wings. I'll have to just get this on the hood of my Trans Am.
The Expendables Poster Premiere [IGN]
With a cast that includes Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, and other guys easily capable of murder, The Expendables is definitely the upcoming movie most being described on the internet as "fucking badass." Thus, for the above first post... / Continue →
Think Transformers: Dark of the Moon is the only upcoming film to feature its young star scooting around helicopters and exploding high-rises? You couldn't be more wrong! Abduction totally has that, too--and adds the danger that Taylor Lautner is almost assuredly going to end u... / Continue →
As a little bonus to add to yesterday's treat of a full trailer for Abduction--a riveting two-and-a-half minutes of slack-jawed action punctuated with a particularly thought-provoking aphorism--JustJared has now premiered the film's poster, a colorless driver's license photo th... / Continue →
