Also, I think maybe you're either sinking into the floor or unaware that you're slowly becoming liquid chocolate? Is Freddy Krueger actually Max Brenner?...

For over three years the promise of a Smurfs movie has loomed over us, an approaching blue storm cloud that just won't seem to let lose its deluge of mediocrity. As it's grown closer, we've been able to make...

If you're a fan of both this year's Oscar favorites and the terrible humans of Jersey Shore, I've got just what you want to gape at with a baffled stare: the cast of brain-wrecking MTV show recreating scenes from...

Nicolas Chartier, that fool producer who, in violation of Academy rules, sent out an email asking voters to choose his film over an unnamed "$500 million film", can cancel his reservation at Tuxedo World. The BBC reports that, despite...

You know, thinking about it, Hollywood's big cash-in on '80s nostalgia has really been unfair. Sure, my pleasant childhood memories of manufactured pop culture are being hauled out, polished, and built into both familiar and entirely unfamiliar feature films,...

On Oprah yesterday, Oprah gave an extended shout of Roger Ebert's name as an introduction (I assume) and the film critic revealed his Academy Award predictions and debuted the new Stephen Hawking voice he discussed in his Esquire interview,...

A good sign your film has some problems is when you start thinking adding an arbitrary period in the name might be a good idea. Another good sign your film has problems is that your protagonist can't figure out...

Missile Command and Asteroids are already needlessly headed to cinemas as soon as producers figure out why there would be a Missile Command or Asteroids movie. It only makes sense Space Invaders too should be given a confusing chance...