Mar 17 2010Conan News Item #1: O'Brien Tour Documentary Probable
If you're one of the chumps left furious at those of us who got tickets to Conan O'Brien's upcoming live tour, don't lose hope: you still might get to see this thing. Deadline NY has revealed a feature-length documentary of the betrayed host's Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour is in early talks, with Media Rights Capital already offering to finance.
Disappointingly, the article gives no mention of plans for the film to be shot in 3-D. You'd think that if Hannah Montana and Bono are going to be shoved at me in three dimensions, a 3-D Masturbating Bear would be a gimme. Honestly, if IMAX 3-D wasn't invented expressly for viewing of dangling, slapping ursine genitalia, then what the fuck's the point?
Reader Comments
1. Conan the Librarian - March 17, 2010 4:26 PM
Conan Rocks!!!
NBC Sucks!!!
I want Conan to do the Fox show just to take some of the ratings away from NBC. An unfortunate side effect will Letterman losing some viewers but I don't think he's really planning on staying on the air too much longer anyway so maybe when he retires, Conan can take his CBS spot because, lets face it, NBC sucks @$$ but Fox....that's like bringing the ugly girl to the prom after your sister says she won't go with you.
2. che-che - March 17, 2010 5:14 PM
@1- thanks for that monologue.
i go coco for cookie puffs!
3. dude - March 17, 2010 5:15 PM
The movie writer's comments are the funniest on the entire superficial site. Nicely played sir!
4. Chris - March 17, 2010 6:26 PM
I'm one of the chumps who was highly annoyed that Conan chose to do shows in Dallas and Austin but not here in Houston.
5. dparks - March 18, 2010 10:51 AM
There isn't a more obnoxious unfunny person in show business than this narcissistic drama queen, and yeah that includes Adam Sandler AND Sarah Silverman. ... You had your chance, O'Brien and old gap-toothed Letterman handed you your ass, plus in just a couple of weeks fat-headed Leno grabbed back all the ratings your unfunny ass had lost, so now just go away. Take your millions of dollars and just go quietly away.. . . .