Conan News Item #1: O'Brien Tour Documentary Probable

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If you're one of the chumps left furious at those of us who got tickets to Conan O'Brien's upcoming live tour, don't lose hope: you still might get to see this thing. Deadline NY has revealed a feature-length documentary of the betrayed host's Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour is in early talks, with Media Rights Capital already offering to finance.

Disappointingly, the article gives no mention of plans for the film to be shot in 3-D. You'd think that if Hannah Montana and Bono are going to be shoved at me in three dimensions, a 3-D Masturbating Bear would be a gimme. Honestly, if IMAX 3-D wasn't invented expressly for viewing of dangling, slapping ursine genitalia, then what the fuck's the point?

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