Mar 17 2010Ashton Kutcher a Cool '80s High Schooler: 'Killers' Poster
You can tell he's definitely looking at some bikini babe. Or maybe observing one of his schemes against that mean old principal going down without a hitch. Or perhaps Yello's "Oh Yeah" is just playing in his head, as it perpetually is. Regardless, you know this guy is really awesome.
Under the cut: the Katherine Heigl version. It appears she's playing the sexy, Mrs. Robinson-esque mom who seduces this cool dude.
Ohhhhhhh, yeah.
Reader Comments
1. I heard Ashton Kutcher is gay... - March 17, 2010 10:16 AM
just sayin.
2. Paul - March 17, 2010 10:19 AM
Shade-tippin' is back baby! (He looks like Thomas Dolby - yes, I'm that old.)
3. Jas - March 17, 2010 10:41 AM
Looks kinda lame.
4. ThatGuy - March 17, 2010 12:00 PM
isn't he like 40? a little old to be a high schooler
5. Jeezy - March 17, 2010 12:16 PM
Kutcher is a tool.
6. JerkBags McGhee - March 18, 2010 9:36 AM
Perfect douche.
Oooooh burn
7. dparks - March 18, 2010 10:57 AM
You'd think this skidmark would have enough money between, That 70's Show reruns, his lame hidden camera series, whatever avoidable films he's made, those obnoxious TV camera commercials, and marrying his grandma - that he would stop accosting the American public with something this ignant-looking, but nooOOOoooo. And Heigle better start showing some bewbs before she gets to the point where no one is going to want to see them or her anymore - woop, too late.
8. markonius maximus - March 18, 2010 6:58 PM
Jesus Christ. Well put dparks.