March 28, 2010 - April 3, 2010 Archives
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In Vincenzo Natali's Splice, Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley have created a MONSTER! Or just a human-animal hybrid that might not be that bad looking if we could get a little hair on her--maybe kind of an Angelina Jolie-in-Hackers thing. Depends on your definition of monster and ... / Continue →
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That little desk speaker thing has gone quiet. John Forsythe--Charlie of Charlie's Angels and Bill Murray's old corpse boss with the golf ball in his head in Scrooged--has died after a year-long battle with cancer. CNN reports: "He was 92 years old and, thankfully, he died as... / Continue →
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The recent trend of directors known for quirky adult films (Spike Jonze, Wes Anderson) doing children's book movies MERGES with that trend where there were a few movies with penguins for a bit there (remember that?) with news Noah Baumbach, whose Greenberg just hit theaters, wi... / Continue →
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Yup. Christ's resurrection and the surrounding traditions now play a role in the marketing of computer animated films! I'm not sure if this is insulting, offensive, or just pathetically pandering, but it does get me excited for Shrek HaShanah. Below the cut: Easter Greetings f... / Continue →
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Say it isn't so, Sources! According to People, this may be Charlie Sheen's last season on CBS's non-CSI flagship, Two and a Half Men. After seven seasons, CBS’s hit sitcom Two and a Half Men will be down one man after the April 9 taping, sources tell PEOPLE. The reason? “Char... / Continue →
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Relief! We've finally got someone to play Bucky Barnes, the military-enthusiast teenage boy who always hangs around with the adult male known as Captain America. Heat Vision tells us is this guy who's apparently on Gossip Girl: Sebastian Stan, one of the actors who tested for ... / Continue →
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I hope you've already left work and are on the way home to see that kid of yours, the one with the problem--God, I hope he's OK--because I've got a new MacGruber trailer for you, and it is NOT safe for work. And I don't just mean because your boss has vowed to fire anyone watch... / Continue →
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Well done, A-Team. It's too rare that movie promotional material skirts the line between poster and tumor.... / Continue →
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Though it seemed to make sense at the time, looking back, it's really pretty hard to figure out why we allowed this strange Austrian bodybuilder to become one of the most successful, popular actors of all time. Right now, governor really does somehow seem more logical. (made b... / Continue →
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Sorry if the title was misleading; I thought I meant pussy shots, too. Bigger version here. (via)... / Continue →
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If I had to say what looked most wrong about the A-Team remake, and I can't just say "that it's an A-Team remake," I'd probably go with Mr. T being replaced by an MMA fighter who makes it pretty apparent that acting comes second to strangling dudes with his thighs. The one sce... / Continue →
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Here are the newest ways to waste the couple hours until your mom picks you up at the mall: Clash of the Titans Director: Louis Leterrier Starring: Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes Good if you want to see: that fucking Kraken finally get released. The Last Song Dir... / Continue →
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Following December's news that James Cameron wants to produce a remake of the inside-the-human-body film-cum-Coolio-song Fantastic Voyage, shooting the picture with the extra dimension he invented, Heat Vision is reporting Paul Greengrass is now in talks to direct this thing: ... / Continue →
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Nothing more needs to be said. Ever.... / Continue →
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Depending on how you look at it, it's probably either really hard or really easy to make a Step Up sequel. On the one hand, as I understand it, the first two films (and every other dance movie) are really mundane romances occasionally broken up by outlandish backup dancing comp... / Continue →
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Stallone, Statham, Li, Rourke, Lundgren, "Stone Cold", Couture, Schwarzenegger, and Willis, all in one film. It's like Love Actually, but with guns and testosterone! And hopefully still with a Mariah Carey song-driven climax.... / Continue →
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With plans for an Overboard remake leaving the public hungry for more 1980s Goldie Hawn comedy remakes, and Jessica Simpson's Major Movie Star leaving audiences clamoring for more films about rich girls in the armed services, New Line has decided to remake Private Benjamin with... / Continue →
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From ComingSoon, here's the new poster of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow those of you attending San Francisco's WonderCon can pick up at Booth #242 while supplies last. If they've run out by the time you get there, don't fret: tomorrow morning, you'll also be able to find co... / Continue →
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You may be thinking, "Doesn't that look essentially the same as the previous Iron Man 2 poster?" Yes. Yes, it does. Still no Iron Dog :(... / Continue →
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Damn you, Hollywood, always raping all my favorite intolerable Super Bowl commercials from my two-years-ago! Undaunted by the task of following in the comically precocious footsteps of Look Who's Talking, Look Who's Talking Too, Baby Geniuses and, yes, even Baby Geniuses 2: SU... / Continue →
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HBO has released a couple trailers for Barry Levinson's Jack Kevorkian film, You Don't Know Jack, and it looks pretty good. Al Pacino's portrayal of the assisted suicide advocate is so hauntingly authentic that if I were an elderly victim of terminal illness living in incredibl... / Continue →
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Ever since you saw them share the screen in Vanilla Sky, you've been anxiously waiting to see Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz recreate the sexy motorcycle straddling of the video for Aerosmith's "Amazing." Right? Good, because the makers of the spy action-comedy Knight and Day knew... / Continue →
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THIS WILL BE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY TWO MORE TIMES WELCOME TO EARTH! According to IESB, the ID4 sequels director Roland Emmerich hinted at may finally be realized: IESB has received a tip that Will Smith is now locked for not only Independence Day 2, but also a third installment... / Continue →
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The good news: an elementary school teacher was irresponsible enough to let their class perform a stage version of Brian De Palma's 1983 violent classic, Scarface. The bad news: all the "mother fudgers" tell me they must be doing the vastly inferior edited-for-television versi... / Continue →
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Ten years ago someone pulled the coat hanger out of Battlefield Earth and threw it up on the big screen for all of us to collectively develop PTSD from. After a decade of silence, screenwriter J.D. Shapiro has finally issued a public apology for his hand in creating the Golden ... / Continue →
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Turns out the Bluths aren't the only ones that understand the long-lasting appeal of Japan's premiere nuclear-mutated giant dinosaur. Legendary Pictures announced today that they've begun work on a new Godzilla movie based on the classic Toho Studios monster with plans to relea... / Continue →
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Angelina Jolie, widely considered Earth's best and most aesthetically pleasing mother, is considering taking on the title role in Disney's forthcoming Malificent from the mind of Mulan screenwriter Linda Woolverton. Jolie would play the bad guy from Sleeping Beauty in a postmod... / Continue →
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According to the latest casting rumors, there is still very much a place for attractive women in the motion picture business. Cinema Blend reported yesterday that Brendan Fraser's wife from those Mummy movies may be up for the role of the villain in the third Daniel Craig Jame... / Continue →
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Struggling over-stretched mom Uma Thurman managed to pull in a respectable income of $60,000 when her opus Motherhood was released in the United States last year. U.K. audiences weren't nearly as sympathetic to the demands of trying to parent two children in New York City when ... / Continue →
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Turns out Nickelodeon is good for something beyond keeping your captives compliant and sedate. Included in one of the commercial breaks during this past Saturday's Kids' Choice Awards was a new spot for Sherlock Holmes' upcoming Iron Guy movie. The footage was comprised mostly ... / Continue →
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1. How to Train Your Dragon - $43.3 million implies a dangerously large population in our country now has the ability to control immense, fire-breathing reptilian creatures. Thanks, DreamWorks. 2. Alice in Wonderland - $17.3 million, because that's how many Hot Topic kids chos... / Continue →
