SyFy Channel Invents New Best Animal

February 16, 2010 Comments

Fuck you, Mega Shark and Giant Octupus: it's SHARKTOPUS.

SyFy reportedly has B-movie god Roger Corman directing a movie about this goddammer, and the network's original films director has been "discussing what a sharktopus should look like, how many mouths it should have and how it should kill." The obvious answers: it should look really awesome, have infinite mouths, and fuck everyone up.

More concept art below the cut.

God, it might have a Sarlacc vagina. What a terrible, beautiful creature.

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