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Owen Wilson Going To Give Acting Neurotic a Shot

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Frequent Wes Anderson collaborator Owen Wilson has moved on to another brilliant auteur documenting the white elite. Risky Business Blog reports the owner of Marley and voice of Marmaduke will star in a new Woody Allen film shooting this summer. Nothing about the plot or characters are yet known, but this being a Woody Allen film, there's a reasonable chance one of the characters is Woody Allen and another is an attractive woman.

I just hope, whoever Wilson is playing, Allen makes the actor cut his hair for the part. I'm sick of having to assume every Owen Wilson character is either a former surfer or a current Matthew McConaughey protégé.

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