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Now There's a Killer Tire Movie

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We've taken the next logical step forward from Stephen King's Christine. A movie about a killer tire that's decent enough to admit there is absolutely no rationale for its premise:

Robert, a tire that has been abandoned in the desert, suddenly comes to life, for no reason. He learns how to get around, explores the desert and discovers in himself a passion for destroying insects and various lost items. Robert soon develops a telepathic gift, which gives him the ability to destroy anything he wants, without moving...

What really concerns me about this foe is that he can destroy anything he wants... without moving. How to stop a killer tire if not through physical restraint?

TwitchFilm has more photos from Rubber. At least one is not safe for work if your workplace doesn't allow you to view a woman's head that's been so pulverized it looks like an ad for Smucker's Jam 'n' Chunks of Hair.

(Thanks, Victor.)

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