Meet the New 'Toy Story 3' Crew: BDSM Vegetables
Toy Story 3 has so many toys. How many? FOURTEEN NEW TOYS, plus the cowboy one, spaceman one, and the other ones.
Pixar would like to introduce these new fellas to you early so that you can get a jump on consuming products adorned with them. So meet these three captive seeds:
Peas-in-a-Pod will quickly become a parent's favorite on-the-go toy. The soft, plush pod secures the happy peas inside with a durable metal zipper, making it perfect for the car or stroller. The Peas-in-a-Pod plush toy also develops fine motor skills by catering to a child's natural grab instinct. Pulling the three peas out of the pod will provide repeated enjoyment for infants and toddlers, and soon they'll learn to put them back in! Machine washable. Not for human consumption.
Never too early to teach kids not to zip up their testicles.
Toy Story 3's Peas-in-a-Pod! [ComingSoon]
From Empire, here's the latest one-sheet for the third chapter of the Child's Play-for-Kids series Toy Story.
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