Another foremost Texan brothel? YES. Seeing the opportunity for renewed relevance in today's whore-heavy society, Universal Pictures has hired the Legally Blonde dream team of Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten "Kiwi" Smith to write a modern take on 1982's...

Kids who are fans of old reruns of Carson, Hollywood Squares, and Mork & Mindy are in for a real aural treat when Smurfs comes out! Classic comedian and co-star of the short-lived Randy Quaid sitcom Davis Rules Jonathan...

Being muscley is still paying the bills for a certain dim-looking werewolf hunk. Deadline Hollywood is reporting Taylor Lautner is going to star in yet another action movie, this one supposedly a Bourne-like thriller called Abduction. In case you...

Welp, "the creators of Finding Nemo, Up, and WALL-E," whoever they may be, have made something else that will probably be beloved by young and old alike. Some sort of "toy" "story" "3"?...

The Bad Boys of SNL (with King of Queens replacing Chris Farley as the fat one) are having so much fun wearing shirts on a water slide! I bet that's similar to the sort of fun I'd have watching...

Hoping to add some sexy ladyparts to the Pirates of the Caribbeans since the departure of Keira Knightley, Disney is in talks with Penelope Cruz to join the upcoming sequel, On Stranger Tides. Details of her character are still...

Don't worry, everyone. Tyrese is totally going to be in the next Transformers movie. Just before starting a long series of tweets pondering human monogamy ("Why do 'MEN CHEAT'... ?? Fellas can we keep it real tonight and #Speak...

I agree it's not really gay to have sex with a duplicate of yourself, but I'd probably at least avoid making eye contact. Otherwise it's like masturbating in your bathroom mirror....