'Tekken' Trailer Makes Notion of Fighting Boring
January 15, 2010 Comments
You know how movies based on fighting games, like all the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat movies, are notorious for being embarrassing, nearly unwatchable feats of cinematic disaster that leave your brain feeling like your mouth would feel after eating a platter of chalk? No reason to reassess that view:
Wait, isn't there supposed to be a guy with a leopard head? If I know my Tekken (I don't), there should be a guy with a leopard head. Otherwise, how do I know I'm not just watching an MMA tournament someone added a ludicrous family murder plot to?
Oh, well. What's next, Killer Instinct? Virtua Fighter? Oh, endless sad attempts at giving special moves and button-mashing a storyline. Right.
(Thanks, B. Puss)